Tired of beating off

[jimnt]

Wouldn't be great if we just got enough pussy that we never needed to jerk off?

 

[Supafly]

I solved this problem by adopting a cat. She, in turn, began developing the habits of female companions, namely stealing blankets, making herself big in bed, demanding attention for things a self-respecting woman should be able to handle herself, etc.

 

[Pornfan99]

Jimnt - uh, they sell sex doll torsos for I believe $450 to $600. Back in 2003, I'd spend $400+ a month, just on dates with my GF at the time.

 

[Torre82]

/insert fleshlight ad from 2003
I recommend the bumps over the ribbed.
Also, I recommend actual sex. Just not the .. rest of the person, sometimes.

 

[horns4u]

I don’t think any man would “never need to” jack off no matter how much sex he got. Any man who tells you he “doesn’t need to masturbate” because of how much sex he has is a liar.

 

[xfire]

Wouldn't be great if we just got enough pussy that we never needed to jerk off?

That unicorn died on Valhalla a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

 

[Pornfan99]

Uh .. Hugh Hefner passed away on just September 27, 2017?

 

[xfire]

Uh .. Hugh Hefner passed away on just September 27, 2017?

At the ripe old age of 3120 years, and still rubbing his wiener raw daily while surrounded by more 'tang than he could ever pump, dump, and come back for more.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I like masturbating. It's like making toilet real good. Sure feels good when the white stuff comes out. 😉