tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A young woman from California purchased a piece of timber land in
Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to
climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted
owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the she slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she
hurried to the nearest doctor.
He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room
and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three
hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded "What took you so long?" and he replied
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to
climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted
owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the she slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she
hurried to the nearest doctor.
He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room
and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three
hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded "What took you so long?" and he replied
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
