Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on