Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. once the pleasure
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they
SeraphiM
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer
fully functional,but not to worry
fully functional,but not to worry
bobblez
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer
fully functional,but not to worry, as they whined
fully functional,but not to worry, as they whined
SeraphiM
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer
fully functional,but not to worry, as they whined about their asses it began to
fully functional,but not to worry, as they whined about their asses it began to
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Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer
fully functional,but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ********
(Gross=yes, but i had to put it in)
fully functional,but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ********
(Gross=yes, but i had to put it in)
bobblez
Banned
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer
fully functional,but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable.( so F**king convinient ! )
fully functional,but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable.( so F**king convinient ! )
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway?They could only
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't,
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death
Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the *****ren **** their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal ******** which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters
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