According to government sources, an elite snatch squad stormed Downing street and ****** the extremist known as David Bin Cameron last night.
The terrorist leader had entered into a shaky coalition with the apparently democratically elected Nick Al Clegg, but it had been clear to everybody for some time that Bin Cameron had been the one in charge.
Bin Cameron was a radical extremist, known for sacrificing the ******** of the poor on his altar to his Goddess Margaret Thatcher.
Things had been growing steadily more turbulent in the small island state of Englastan for months as Bin Cameron's extremist regime steadily deprived the people, moving their money into the hands of wealthy elites. Some riots had broken out in protest against this, but Bin Cameron responded fiercely and used the feared riot police to crush them.
There had been fears that Englastan's nuclear weapons would be utilised by Bin Cameron in an ****** on peacefull neighbours, but it quickly became clear that Bin Cameron's poor management of the country had effectively rendered it's military incapable when during recent uprisings in the middle east, Yemeni, Omanian and Bahrainian police trained by the regime had failed to sufficiently control uprisings in their country.
Englastan's initial military response was strong: The 3 remaining RAF Tornadoes flew into trouvled Middle Eastern territory in order to oppress the civilians seeking democracy in the area and much ado was made of the Typhoon fighter that Englastan posseses despite the fact that it had previously failed to intercept Russian bombers twice and that it had no air to ground capability.
However Bin Cameron's actions in radically underfunding the armed ****** and not having an concrete plan for operating them (firing experienced old dogs while at the same time attempting to recruit fresh *****) backfired when the R.A.F. became unable to fly further sorties due to lack of spare parts, rather than enemy actions.
Ever trustworthy, Bin Cameron tried to use his "coalition partner" (as he is euphamistically known) Al Clegg as a human shield to prevent the special ****** team shooting him, however the team was not deterred and thanfully Bin Cameron is no more.
Al Clegg managed to escape with only a fleshwound, due to the bullet passing through the centre of his back where the spine is located and Al Clegg's rare genetic condition of not having a spine. The special ****** team is anxious to track down Al Clegg. Everybody else wishes to avoid him.
