Things you would never say.

[Philbert]

"I think I'll start smoking again."

Good for you! Congratulations on another great idea!

 

[D-rock]

I wish all the women in the world were grossly obese.

 

[member006]

I wish my boobs were bigger.

 

[RogueWolf]

I can't wait to suffer from incontinence.

 

[DevinnLaneLover]

"Excuse me sir? Can you please hit me in the crotch with the spiked club instead of the plain one? And while you're at it, could you please stomp on my kneecaps until they explode? Thanks!"

 

[member006]

Please don't rake my yard, I'd rather do it.

 

[Iamforever]

here, read the instructions to me.

 

[D-rock]

For the love of God pull your skirt down honey. You're showing too much leg.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The post above isnt funny!

 

[member006]

Oh please just hurry up, I want to go to sleep.

 

[D-rock]

Fabio is the most masculine man in the world.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"Goddamn, that Nikki Nova is so fucking ugly!"

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I like smitty new avy more than his old one!

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I hope m12 goes on and on like this!"
Changed it back to Bianca, but not the same one!
-cs™

 

[D-rock]

That fence has a strange hum. I think I'm going to take a leak on it to see what happens.

 

[Manny460]

That yellow snow looks so tasty!

 

[Philbert]

I sure am glad I'm not King of the World! I wouldn't change a thing.

 

[Smittmaestro]

"I hope they remake more classic horror films! I can't wait for Rob Zombie's Halloween!FUCK ROB ZOMBIE!

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

"I hope they remake more classic horror films! I can't wait for Rob Zombie's Halloween!FUCK ROB ZOMBIE!

-cs™

I'm also glad that movie studios can always come up with great ideas on their own and never make sequel after pointless sequel or keep using characters from comic books to make a cheap buck with.

 

[Iamforever]

axl knew what he was doing when he let gnr die.