Spray on tans, spiked hair, popped collars, whey protein, Abercrombie and Fitch, the nba, Bracketology, Harry Reid, Jon Stewart, Adult swim's Saturday night lineup, Las Vegas in March, "Precious," Shia LaBouf, Nicole Kidman, Mrtrebus not answering his questions quickly enough, GregCentauro dropping off the map without warning, Rahm Emmanuel, Congress, Duke, appeasing Muslims, appeasing the French, my nephews' TV habits, lap dogs, Thomas Jefferson, having to amend the word "alleged" when referring to the Fort Hood shooter, anxiety about moving to Idaho, salmon and obesity.