Bats, spiders, snakes, political indoctrination in schools (that's up to parents), Michael Savage, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Valerie Plame, Van Johnson, people using the word "retarded" to describe another person or situation, Al Gore, internet models' wish lists, my car stereo, Carl's Jr., shaving my head every day, hippies and my penis (I beat the hell out of that thing all the time).