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Little Red Wagon Repairman

Will Be Passing Out Poop Sandwiches All Week
Black Friday deal?

The timers are a great feature - have it set up with your alarm clock, and you'll have a brew literally ready when you wake up.

Was either a Black Friday Sale or the discount was given by my powers of negotiation and bluffing ability as a shrewd businessman.

The only timer I use is when I put the coffee in, I go to the back of the house to make a number two, then when my two is done so is the coffee.
 
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Put this holiday decoration on your lawn and wait for the reactions :)
 
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Now I want this. For those who like myself who have totally forgotten their high school algebra:

O= opposite
A= adjacent
H= hypotenuse
O/A = tan
We want the square root of
1 + tan^2(c)
1 + O^2 / A^2
(A^2 + O^2 )/ A^2
H^2 / A^2 (Pythagoras)
(H/A)^2
(sec(c)) ^2
because secant = H/A

So the answer is | sec(c) |
absolute sec(c)
pronounced
“absolute sexy”
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
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Now I want this. For those who like myself who have totally forgotten their high school algebra:

O= opposite
A= adjacent
H= hypotenuse
O/A = tan
We want the square root of
1 + tan^2(c)
1 + O^2 / A^2
(A^2 + O^2 )/ A^2
H^2 / A^2 (Pythagoras)
(H/A)^2
(sec(c)) ^2
because secant = H/A

So the answer is | sec(c) |
absolute sec(c)
pronounced
“absolute sexy”
I never took algebra. I was out blazing a fatty that period.
 
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This is "real" in that it's not photoshopped, but it doesn't exist anymore. It was apparently a prop when they were filming a movie called "Joy ride".
Still funny to look at.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

An encore of the most iconic Canadian commercials of all time.

Here is the same guy in the original:


While we're at it, a couple classic offshoots:

 
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Little Red Wagon Repairman

Will Be Passing Out Poop Sandwiches All Week
Ordering something off the Amazon.com while sitting on the toilet at 4AM and receiving it at the front door at 10AM the same morning. Need stuff. Get stuff. Amazon dot com.
 
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