Things that make the world Awesome!

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Black Friday deal?

The timers are a great feature - have it set up with your alarm clock, and you'll have a brew literally ready when you wake up.

Was either a Black Friday Sale or the discount was given by my powers of negotiation and bluffing ability as a shrewd businessman.

The only timer I use is when I put the coffee in, I go to the back of the house to make a number two, then when my two is done so is the coffee.

 

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Put this holiday decoration on your lawn and wait for the reactions

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Really old whores who haven't raised their rates since 1973.

 

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Appropriate for the New Year!

And unrelated...

 

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Now I want this. For those who like myself who have totally forgotten their high school algebra:

O= opposite
A= adjacent
H= hypotenuse
O/A = tan
We want the square root of
1 + tan^2(c)
1 + O^2 / A^2
(A^2 + O^2 )/ A^2
H^2 / A^2 (Pythagoras)
(H/A)^2
(sec(c)) ^2
because secant = H/A

So the answer is | sec(c) |
absolute sec(c)
pronounced
“absolute sexy”

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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Now I want this. For those who like myself who have totally forgotten their high school algebra:

O= opposite
A= adjacent
H= hypotenuse
O/A = tan
We want the square root of
1 + tan^2(c)
1 + O^2 / A^2
(A^2 + O^2 )/ A^2
H^2 / A^2 (Pythagoras)
(H/A)^2
(sec(c)) ^2
because secant = H/A

So the answer is | sec(c) |
absolute sec(c)
pronounced
“absolute sexy”

I never took algebra. I was out blazing a fatty that period.

 

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https://www.facebook.com/reel/28268342112810708

Peak winter reporting in Canada

 

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This is "real" in that it's not photoshopped, but it doesn't exist anymore. It was apparently a prop when they were filming a movie called "Joy ride".
Still funny to look at.

 

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The eyes match the pain

That had to hurt
by u/PDXrottenpear in funny

 

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Just some random puzzle pieces...

 

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A great reason to switch browsers

https://x.com/operagxofficial/status/1887540351402963273

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A great reason to switch browsers

https://x.com/operagxofficial/status/1887540351402963273

It's an amazing idea, I can't believe this has never been thought of before. I'm surprised it wasn't born here, or some other similar place where pervs and degenerates congregate.

 

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How long do you think it will take before this gets pulled from shelves?

 

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An encore of the most iconic Canadian commercials of all time.

Here is the same guy in the original:

While we're at it, a couple classic offshoots:

 

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This is what it takes for the trains to be delayed in Japan...

 

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100% me

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ordering something off the Amazon.com while sitting on the toilet at 4AM and receiving it at the front door at 10AM the same morning. Need stuff. Get stuff. Amazon dot com.

 

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Ordering something off the Amazon.com while sitting on the toilet at 4AM and receiving it at the front door at 10AM the same morning. Need stuff. Get stuff. Amazon dot com.

Ordering something off Amazon Japan on the weekend and getting it by Tuesday. Their logistics is legit military grade.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ordering something off Amazon Japan on the weekend and getting it by Tuesday. Their logistics is legit military grade.

As long as it's not Ukraine military grade when your package gets stolen then sold to a Mexican Drug Cartel.