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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Black Friday deal?

The timers are a great feature - have it set up with your alarm clock, and you'll have a brew literally ready when you wake up.

Was either a Black Friday Sale or the discount was given by my powers of negotiation and bluffing ability as a shrewd businessman.

The only timer I use is when I put the coffee in, I go to the back of the house to make a number two, then when my two is done so is the coffee.

 

[tvstrip]

Put this holiday decoration on your lawn and wait for the reactions

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Really old whores who haven't raised their rates since 1973.

 

[tvstrip]

Appropriate for the New Year!

And unrelated...

 

[tvstrip]

Now I want this. For those who like myself who have totally forgotten their high school algebra:

O= opposite
A= adjacent
H= hypotenuse
O/A = tan
We want the square root of
1 + tan^2(c)
1 + O^2 / A^2
(A^2 + O^2 )/ A^2
H^2 / A^2 (Pythagoras)
(H/A)^2
(sec(c)) ^2
because secant = H/A

So the answer is | sec(c) |
absolute sec(c)
pronounced
“absolute sexy”

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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Now I want this. For those who like myself who have totally forgotten their high school algebra:

O= opposite
A= adjacent
H= hypotenuse
O/A = tan
We want the square root of
1 + tan^2(c)
1 + O^2 / A^2
(A^2 + O^2 )/ A^2
H^2 / A^2 (Pythagoras)
(H/A)^2
(sec(c)) ^2
because secant = H/A

So the answer is | sec(c) |
absolute sec(c)
pronounced
“absolute sexy”

I never took algebra. I was out blazing a fatty that period.