Things that make the world Awesome!

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I experienced this once and can testify it's 100% true.

 

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Nature is beautiful!

 

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Cybertruck Catches Fire After Running Into Fire Hydrant and Getting Wet
https://au.news.yahoo.com/cybertruck-catches-fire-running-fire-201834039.html

 

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Times are tough...

 

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If you do a google maps search for "Newmarket health Centre" you'll see this gem just outside of Toronto:

 

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?”

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“Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him!
But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!" “Good,” said the lawyer, “but why?” “You’re a lawyer!” she replies. “This time I know I’m going to get screwed.”

 

[Pornfan99]

"Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him!"

So .. this joke is old enough, it was BEFORE self-adhesive stamps!

 

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[Bluejaye]

To copy from Bill Door (Death) himself. Cats, cats are nice.

 

[maildude99]

When 'Bama gets knocked on their asses by Vandy. Yes. It really happened.

 

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Capital letters matter, because they are the difference between you "Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".

 

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LOL

 

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The best thing I learned this week is that when squirrels fall/land, they do the superhero pose

 

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Seems to work for at least some other numbers too

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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Seems to work for at least some other numbers too

It works out for a lot of numbers. It is a little bit of a mind fuck, isn't it?

 

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Mizuki from Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling performing her signature move

 

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In middle ages, many women of wealth had male "tongue" slaves that would "serve" them whenever their husbands were away. The idea of only sitting on a man's face would allow them to experience some pleasure but remain faithful to their husbands.

In ancient Persia, "queening chairs" were crafted to cradle the man's head and neck for support in case he was called to service many women, or if the woman involved needed longer servicing than usual.

Women would sit on the chair and drape their dress over it. There was a hole they'd sit over where the man's face would to be.

 

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Ethical/logic/game theory stuff is my jam. So of course I love this mash-up of the trolley problem + prisoner's dilemma:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hey fellas, I just got a new coffee maker. From Amazon. It's a Cuisinart. Drinking coffee right now. It's good, super hot temperature with mega maga bold flavor. Was $99.95 but I was able to get them down in price to $69.95.

 

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Hey fellas, I just got a new coffee maker. From Amazon. It's a Cuisinart. Drinking coffee right now. It's good, super hot temperature with mega maga bold flavor. Was $99.95 but I was able to get them down in price to $69.95.

Black Friday deal?

The timers are a great feature - have it set up with your alarm clock, and you'll have a brew literally ready when you wake up.