Gmail: 4 new promotions from GameStop
"FREE SHIPPING!"
Shipping and handling doesnt make up for the total lack of expendable income, bruh.
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"I'm spending all this time inside.. I dont think I'll ever, EVER want to netflix and chill, ever again."Yeah, but just think. In 9 months how many new **** will be born? What'll we call those lil bastards?
COVIDiots? quaranTEENS? Coronials? Generation C?
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The olympics are rescheduled, and tracks arer widened 4x and runners have mandatory distancing or they get disqualified.
Conspiracy theory: Managers at jobs who have employess RIGHT across the street are so conflicted because they want to go over to your house, knock and say I KNOW YOURE IN THERE! COME TO WORK! but.. they cant, cuz reasons.
Also Jehovah's witnesses. But there really isnt anything funny about those annoying bastards. Screw those guys. lol
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People: I dont need any of this, I can deal.
People, 14 days later: I had absolutely no idea how much I needed:
Non Essential services
Bars
Overpriced, unhealthy food, made in 30 minutes, served by a guy who doesnt refill my drinks
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Hypochondriacs, conspiracy theorists and people who knew about this back in 2019: SEE! I TOLD YOU!
Also them: I have noone to ********* mumble this to, in my local bars or restaurants. This sucks.
"FREE SHIPPING!"
Shipping and handling doesnt make up for the total lack of expendable income, bruh.
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"I'm spending all this time inside.. I dont think I'll ever, EVER want to netflix and chill, ever again."Yeah, but just think. In 9 months how many new **** will be born? What'll we call those lil bastards?
COVIDiots? quaranTEENS? Coronials? Generation C?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The olympics are rescheduled, and tracks arer widened 4x and runners have mandatory distancing or they get disqualified.
Conspiracy theory: Managers at jobs who have employess RIGHT across the street are so conflicted because they want to go over to your house, knock and say I KNOW YOURE IN THERE! COME TO WORK! but.. they cant, cuz reasons.
Also Jehovah's witnesses. But there really isnt anything funny about those annoying bastards. Screw those guys. lol
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
People: I dont need any of this, I can deal.
People, 14 days later: I had absolutely no idea how much I needed:
Non Essential services
Bars
Overpriced, unhealthy food, made in 30 minutes, served by a guy who doesnt refill my drinks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hypochondriacs, conspiracy theorists and people who knew about this back in 2019: SEE! I TOLD YOU!
Also them: I have noone to ********* mumble this to, in my local bars or restaurants. This sucks.