Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[CamilleCrimson]

I just don't want to see anything where it's obvious that the people aren't full enjoying themselves. Whether it's actively upsetting or just going through the moment, I don't want to see it unless it's hot and people are loving what they're doing.

 

[dumbdumb]

I would have to say Ass to mouth. If I see that in a movie I instantly lose interest.

 

[ritingfunny@yah]

face shots of the guy "WHY MAN? GIRLS DON'T CARE"
DP's or More than one guy

Abso-freakin' lootly!!! Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING worse than a killer BJ by a hot woman being interrupted by a closeup of the guy's face. No one cares. If he ain't gettin' pleased he's a moron or he's gay and if he is, once again, who the fuck cares?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[ritingfunny@yah]

Guys slapping women's breasts and women pretending to like it. And I know a lot of guys like anal, but that should be an exit only orifice. And one last thing, guys forcing women to deep throat. If they want to, fine, if not, it's creepy.

 

[MalloryKapinska]

When the women only take the cum on their faces and not on their titties and tummies like I do.

 

[redhotgorillausa]

Shemales.

 

[nightwanker]

The guys. Damn I hate those dumb morons. Many of them. They always do some stuff that turns me off instantly. They act as if they do not like women.
Leave the porn to the girls, they know much better what to do. Let them use the men for their purpose and that should be all the guy would have to do.

Another real turn off: deep throat. I hate it. It kills everything. It's no good for anything, except those dumbasses, who talk themselves into believing "it's the thing". - The gagging choking sounds itself should be reason enough to hate it.
Sorry to the girls who like it, but I think your number is virtually zero.

Personally I have no need for anal too. To me it's meaningless and I don't like it, but I can tolerate it.

Another big turn off is this really stupid hectically pulling the dick out of the pussy and getting the girl on the ground, to do a facial. Why?! Why the hell why?!
There are so many nice parts on a girl where you could shoot your load to - but you need to get from the pussy to the face within half a second to do a fucking scheduled facial.

Facials itself are rather idiotic. Blowjobs are nice, but you have to cum outside the mouth so the viewer can see it. I understand.
But I allege 95 percent of porn endings are facials. Why? There are so many other hot things to do.

Finally this unwritten laws of succession what to do when: 1) blowjob 2) fuck the pussy, this way, this way 3) anal 4) facial
Little space for variation?

 

[chazz2000]

One thing I find absolutely a turn off is when there is two guys in a scene.... this stuff is fantasy for me and i will never be in a situation where there is another dude when im having sex...

Another thing that turns me off is double vag or double anal... to me thats very disgusting!

 

[fkknuckle]

When they show the girl blowing a guy or her getting ready for a facial(which I don't understand either, cumming in her mouth is soooooo much hotter) getting ready to pop and then they pan to his face for what seems like a fucking eternity! I watch porn to see the girl not the fucking dude!!!!

 

[JasonCook78]

I despise Mick Blue, his face bugs me.

 

[bigwarmload]

A women that just seems uninterested in the moment, letting go and enjoying herself.

To the contrary a women who is thoroughly enjoying herself and totally involved and loving it, well that is pure sexual bliss.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

The big massive gaping shots of either orifice. I like seeing a sexually excited lady's part. but I don't need to see right inside it. I'm not a surgeon. And don't get me started on the asshole. I like seeing it, I certainly don't mind a dildo/cock/beads or whatever going up up it, but I really don't want to see the insides.

And the guys being abusive/demeaning to the girls. I know it's only acting, but often it sounds like shit and turns me off. There was one guy who used to repeatedly say "fuck you!" when he was blowing on a girl (I remember explicitly him doing it to Briana Banks) and I didn't think "wow, hot" I thought "you're a complete cunt, and I'd love to kick you in the balls."

And pissing in each others' mouths. Not for me.

 

[mokbel69]

Double Penetration. I can handle a threesome with 2 guys as the woman is the focus anyway but DP doesn't do anything for me.
Close ups of gaping and creampies aren't what I want to see either.
When they go to a close up and way too much of the guys arse and balls on are full display, like ffs man. I don't expect not to see a bit of the dude from time to time but I sometimes wonder if the cameraman/director has an arse and balls fetish lol
When a gal clearing doesn't want to have her face cummed on but the guys insists anyway. She has her eyes closed and has a look of dread on her face, what's the point?
Anything fake or forced doesn't work, good porn is when there is obvious chemistry/attraction and everyone involved is enjoying it. If only the guy is getting off then it loses it's appeal.
Watersports and scat are a no brainer.

 

[atulgujral2]

heya , how u doin'...??

 

[sexyjgirl]

Anything abusive - slapping, choking, hitting - that's not sexy, it's battery, and it's illegal in most of the world.

 

[Jason-X]

Anything abusive - slapping, choking, hitting - that's not sexy, it's battery, and it's illegal in most of the world.

Agree 100%! It's Mental Illness, is what it is!

 

[wottle]

The big massive gaping shots of either orifice. I like seeing a sexually excited lady's part. but I don't need to see right inside it. I'm not a surgeon. And don't get me started on the asshole. I like seeing it, I certainly don't mind a dildo/cock/beads or whatever going up up it, but I really don't want to see the insides.

And the guys being abusive/demeaning to the girls. I know it's only acting, but often it sounds like shit and turns me off. There was one guy who used to repeatedly say "fuck you!" when he was blowing on a girl (I remember explicitly him doing it to Briana Banks) and I didn't think "wow, hot" I thought "you're a complete cunt, and I'd love to kick you in the balls."

What MrSStiffy Sez + (different tangent) Fake,Oversized Boob's. If there not natural, i'm switching channels.

 

[hotrod808]

anything that has to do with the ass and pissing

 

[screwvoyage]

things I hate in porn:

Ben Dover, old men, old women, fat women, fake boobs, really big ugly boobs, ugly girls, very skinny girls, gaping arse holes, bdsm, s and m, reality porn, bi porn, gay porn, cartoon porn,

 

[Jeep!]

The guys. Damn I hate those dumb morons. Many of them. They always do some stuff that turns me off instantly. They act as if they do not like women.
Leave the porn to the girls, they know much better what to do. Let them use the men for their purpose and that should be all the guy would have to do.

Yep. The spitting, choking, fish-hooks, etc. Really should be kicked out of vanilla porno--I understand the whole aggressive dominance thing is a turn-on for some but surely it should be a niche and not forced into mainstream vanilla porn where the rest of us have to look at these insecure assholes. I watch porn to see an idealised and eroticised woman, one who's put on a sort of pedestal (so I can wank over it) not one who's there to be degraded by some ape with no respect.