Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[STDiva]

Fuck me with that big fuckin cock. Holy fuck my fucking pussy is so fuckign tight for your fucking big fucking cock

 

[CaptBrandon]

- Non-Gonzo (story and stuff, give me the action)
- Softcore
- Scat and piss
- Vomit
- Old guys
- Extremely hairy pussies (love an abundance of pubic hair but not too extreme)
- Fat girls
- Ugly girls

Everything else is fine... even to the extreme

Yup, scat & piss is a MAJOR turn off/no-no for me. Like beyond so ...

And to the last post above: Yes indeedy, good dirty talk? Sure, I'll take it. BUT NOT lousy, lame-ass dirty talk. I'm look directly at that Priya Rai gal that was bon in India. VERY hot but her recently being made fun of on eFukt suites her very well. She over-emotes & over-reacts most of the time FAR too often. I hate it when the gals are faking it.

 

[CaptBrandon]

Recently I saw a piss drinking video with Cherry Torn and I turned it off after the sample was over. It really changed how I look at her. True, she does a lot of BDSM stuff with Mark Davis and the like, but piss drink & playis a bit too much for moi. I actually lost some respect for her after seeing that. Didn't that she was into it, hoenstly ...

 

[DR. B]

I can't stand when the women are bare foot during the scene and when they getting fucked, you can see the black underneath... I cringe... and I don't feel like jerking off no mo'

 

[Modern Lover]

Ditto on that Doctor.
Close up shots of feet, vaginas or cocks, they were not meant to be closely examined. Visible ribs, that's just nasty and makes me think of concentration camps or anorexia, and that is just not hot. Eat a fucking sandwich for chrissakes! I'll even make you one if you want, that's how much I think you need to eat.

 

[mah1407]

When you're expecting a huge cum-shot and it only lasts about 1-2 seconds and is just a drop.

 

[r.edgemeyer]

ass to pussy and back to ass... nasty.

 

[Mr Dragon]

i dont like shit or peee omg

 

[CaptBrandon]

Some great stuff in here that I mightily agree with. Kinda glad I revived this thread now ...

 

[CaptBrandon]

Loud over acting girls, just sounds over the top and puts me off. The occasional fart sound in anal scenes, can't be helped but yuk

Yup. MANY "mainstream" gals in the industry do this and it is a VERY bad fantasy/boner killer. Just respectfully sayin' is all ...

 

[darthtexan]

In softcore porn, how about those British mags such as NUTS that photograph these "celebrity" British models and show them topless in virtually every single freaking photo they have, as if walking around topless all the time is a normal thing, but yet they cant be bothered to show their pussies ever.

 

[darthtexan]

Also, in solo porn, life- like dildos turn me off and creep me out. If im not seeing the real thing just show me a dildo that is obviously a dildo. Ruins solo porn for me.

 

[usman19]

In softcore porn, how about those British mags such as NUTS that photograph these "celebrity" British models and show them topless in virtually every single freaking photo they have, as if walking around topless all the time is a normal thing, but yet they cant be bothered to show their pussies ever.

Yeah i get what you mean but to be honest always good material to use for a wank

 

[Zaxxxx]

Pissin...I hate to see the pissin....

 

[DP_LOVER]

big gapes and prolapse, absolutely disgusting and probably doing irreparable damage

 

[dp93]

face shots of the guy "WHY MAN? GIRLS DON'T CARE"
DP's or More than one guy

 

[pushalone]

The Music!

 

[RichardNailder]

Fuck me with that big fuckin cock. Holy fuck my fucking pussy is so fuckign tight for your fucking big fucking cock

Yea - it's even funnier when you're the one fucking her and her pussy, the one she thinks is "so fuckign tight", is more like fucking a coat-sleeve, an old worn-out coat sleeve.........

 

[averageJoe]

I know that A LOT of girls that are in pornography have fake breasts but I HAAAAAAATE implants.

I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.

:dito:

 

[MustBeGood]

Women with clothes. Especially when you have four buck naked guys and a fully clothed women with her panties parted getting shafted as we want to see the guys naked.

Plus those bad scenes where they rip open a fishnet stocking for a penetration opening.