Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

britlover

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Trust me, I can enjoy it. Don't care if she does.

As far as my porn turn offs go, they are as follows.

Prolapses
Rosebudding assholes
shit stained cum dripping out of assholes
small dicks
large clits that look like little dicks
bukkake
gangbangs with more than 5 guys
old bitches
old dudes fucking young bitches
and those huge moles all over Rita Faltoyanos body.

Whoa, "shit-stained cum dripping out of assholes"? :confused: Whoa, and I thought I watched a lot of adult scenes. Though I've never seen anything that hardcore, I agree I would cringe at the immdiate site of it, though ...:(
 

britlover

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I really wants to keep posting on this thread and keep it going un-tainted, as it's a really interesting thread, so I wanted to publically give ya a quick appology. I was having a super-shit day a few weeks back before I wrote that and gave you negative Rep, as I have a close friend say they are deathly sick, and I was learning I had to move again, ect. We all have super shit days and want to take it out or be a bit stand off-ish or whatever. That is all I can say. I'm sorry if I was that much of a prick or whatever.

Anyway, with that behind us, let's move on with the thread.



As many have noted, any super-degrading website series out there (like Ghetto Gaggers, who are the same fuckin' assholes who do Facial Abuse). Nothing at all sensual or sexual about it ...
 
Misogyny.

I don't think I'm a hypocrite for liking bondage porn but absolutely hating misogynistic gonzo porn. In bondage porn its much more clear that it's a consensual fantasy and the models are into it, and in that sense it's no different from any couple who uses roleplaying to spice up sex. But with gonzo and all the creepy verbal abuse it just strikes a chord in me that reeks of real life domestic abuse, even if it's all just an act in the end.

So to sum up,
Guy tying up and spanking a girl in a French maid outfit: hot.
Guy telling a girl she's a loser and stealing her money: not hot
 
^ & ^^What about a guy wearing socks and sandals! I can't stand that look even outside of porn!
 
sex with animals,
old grannies,
sometimes you can see pictures at sites with things coming out of a penis (like batteries, scissors, nails,shit wrapped around it ,...)
 

britlover

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Many fine posts here, as always.

I have to agree that Gonzo has gotten ahold of the industry, and I must say I'm also not it's biggest fan. Sme very hot and attracted women, but all of the constant talking and degradeful talk--blah, blah and double blah.

And indeed: Idiotic fucks who were sandals, and also socks anytime. Fuck how goofy and unsexy. Take that shit off! Your fucking with another human being, for Christ sakes.

Also as the person above noted: Seeing a guy trying to cum for an overly long period of time, jacking his cock over & over for like afull minute or longer unedited. I remember watchin' my first Daphne Rosen video, which was a BoobSquad episode of her, and the guy jacking unedited for like a full two plus minutes. Maybe longer. Dear God it was *PAINFUL* to watch. :(
 

britlover

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*Bump* Cause this unique thread desurves it.;)

Anyway, just to continue:

The camera man, during a gonzo/interviw shoot, reaching his grubby little hands in there to grab himself a bit of tit or to finger the girl. Major no-no for me. I have no idea how others feel, but I also don't like seeing the guys suck on the girls tits. But the lousy camera/interview dude, especially is a automatic turn-off. :(
 

britlover

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Just thought of a new one--it's only happened maybe three times when I've watched scenes, and it's a natural human function so God bless the ladies as it's not really a big fault, BUT:

Quaffing/Pussy farts. :( Blah, blah and double blah.

For a grand example of this killing the mood and ruining a scene, check out the smokin' hot Faith Grant's scene in Captain Stabbin as she farts two to three times right at the very end/cumshot as she holds her pussy entrence as a guy is cumming all over her nice asshole. A major turn off and no one wants to say anything, but it was a definate mood killer for me.
 

britlover

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Anal sex in general
POV where they don't show enough of the girl
Horrible looking fake boobs
Old men having sex with young girls

Gotta agree: Never cared about Anal sex. I don't get the big obsession of some guys with wanting to see it, but to each they're own.

POVs are lovely, though, and I even like some of the more poorly shot ones cause I just plain *love* the angle, even though I admit a lot of them are badly shot strangely enough these days.

And yeah, old man fucking the much younger/hotter girls in the '20s has got to stop. So sickening. I hate those sets as well.


One thing I absolutely HATE, and am so glad it's disappeared from many of the scenes shot these days, is seeing guys go down on women. Blah.:( I'm sorry, but Pussy Eating is disgusting. That stench, even from a freshly cleaned girl and taste. Thinkin' about it is an immediate turn-off for me.
 
Porn turnoffs:

1. Men - I don't need to see practical-joke-huge dongs, or these guys' ugly mugs, thanks.
2. Uncircumsized dicks - If I have to see it, please let it be as less repulsive as possible.
3. Fake tits - You know, the ones that don't move and are permenantly stuck in the chick's arm pits.
4. Completely bald pussies - I have no interest in prepubescent girls. Give me a nice landing strip please.
5. Fisting - Watching a girl with an arm up the cunt and an arm up the ass doesn't turn me on.
6. Pissing - Uhhhhhh... yeah, no thanks.
7. Scat - Pretty self-explanatory
8. Hemorrhoids - See #7
9. Pimples & Zits - See #8
10. Meat flaps - Otherwise known as huge inner pussy lips. 3" dangling meat curtains should be medically fixed, or find a different profession.
11. Skeletons - If I can see more bones than I can count, I recommend eating food.
12. Whales - The opposite of #10. I think 180 lbs. or so is my cut-off. It depends on heighth and build.
13. Pussy farts - Yeah, it happens. But it is a turnoff.
14. Ass tats - Hate 'em. Lower back, fine, but ass, nope.
15. Pierced twats - I don't get it.
16. Interview guys - Like britlover said, camera guys fondling the main attraction.
17. Talking - Men, women, it doesn't matter. Where's the duck tape?
18. Watching guys eat pussy - I don't mind doing it myself, but I hate watching other guys do it.
19. Stupid/funny facial expressions - If I bust out laughing, the mood is ruined.

I'm sure there's more.
 
ok so i read most post before im launching on my own tirade of major turn offs:

1.) gonzo= obviously painful to watch since beautiful women ought to be given pleasure and not abuse
2.) men in socks and saggy butts- oh god can we be a little more professional here
3.) too stoned girls= if they cant keep their eyes open, how else can you expect them to do anything hot
4.) fake titties, fake hair, fake english accent= its obviously self explanatory
 
Porn turnoffs:

1. Men - I don't need to see practical-joke-huge dongs, or these guys' ugly mugs, thanks.
2. Uncircumsized dicks - If I have to see it, please let it be as less repulsive as possible.
3. Fake tits - You know, the ones that don't move and are permenantly stuck in the chick's arm pits.
4. Completely bald pussies - I have no interest in prepubescent girls. Give me a nice landing strip please.
5. Fisting - Watching a girl with an arm up the cunt and an arm up the ass doesn't turn me on.
6. Pissing - Uhhhhhh... yeah, no thanks.
7. Scat - Pretty self-explanatory
8. Hemorrhoids - See #7
9. Pimples & Zits - See #8
10. Meat flaps - Otherwise known as huge inner pussy lips. 3" dangling meat curtains should be medically fixed, or find a different profession.
11. Skeletons - If I can see more bones than I can count, I recommend eating food.
12. Whales - The opposite of #10. I think 180 lbs. or so is my cut-off. It depends on heighth and build.
13. Pussy farts - Yeah, it happens. But it is a turnoff.
14. Ass tats - Hate 'em. Lower back, fine, but ass, nope.
15. Pierced twats - I don't get it.
16. Interview guys - Like britlover said, camera guys fondling the main attraction.
17. Talking - Men, women, it doesn't matter. Where's the duck tape?
18. Watching guys eat pussy - I don't mind doing it myself, but I hate watching other guys do it.
19. Stupid/funny facial expressions - If I bust out laughing, the mood is ruined.

I'm sure there's more.

What's the problem with 2, 3, 4, 18, 19?:2 cents:
 

PlasmaTwa2

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Extreme facials. That is just wrong. Something like freaksofcock, even though it's fake, is just an instant turnoff. When I'm looking for porn, and I see Claire Dames' face after taking one of those things, I just lose my sex drive. Fucking sick.
 
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