Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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Other than the fact that I'm not having sex with the beautiful woman instead of the guy... I hate the annoying camera men that ask them questions like it's a reality TV show. If we wanted to watch something where we wanted to know where they're from and their age then we'd watch American Idol or something.
It just occurred to me that I am very much like that too, but never really thought about it.
- Anal sex. In fact, I'm turned off instantly if I find out that a woman has ever engaged in it.
- Mutilation of any other body part (bondage that goes too far).
- Scat, piss, blood, etc.
- Mature women.
- Pubic hair.
I used to be turned off instantly by other things too:
Any tattoo, any piercing, a bearably ugly face, dirty talk (muted), MILFs, fake breasts, labial "roast beef," pregnancy, a guy's anus being licked (skipped), and light chunkiness.
Those are no longer deal-breakers, though. The prevalence of anal sex is causing me to set aside most other peeves...
I don't like the ridiculous, distasteful (or worse) stuff where the intended GOAL is to shoot cum in the girl's eyes. Lame. That said, jizz dripping elegantly off eyebrows and eyelashes can truly be a thing of beauty!
I also don't like to see flies buzzing around. I've seen a few too many scenes - surprisingly high-budget - where there are flies on the girl's ass as the guy's prick is ramming her. Nasty, and not in the good way.
Hate any of the simulated rape shit, or the "I hate women and they should be made to suffer" crap....
I also don't like to see flies buzzing around. I've seen a few too many scenes - surprisingly high-budget - where there are flies on the girl's ass as the guy's prick is ramming her. Nasty, and not in the good way.
Hate any of the simulated rape shit, or the "I hate women and they should be made to suffer" crap....
Things you hate in porno movies!
Here is my own personal list of things they should not do in porno movies:
1) Showing prolonged shots of the guy's face/ass/balls. Not the reason I rented this, thank you!
2) Showing two one-on-one sex scenes, then switching back and forth throughout them. Just when I start to get into one scene, it switches to the other!
3) Guys dressed as clowns/aliens etc, or cracking jokes during the sex act. Comedy's great. Porn is great. Comedic porn almost never works, unless the jokes are made between the scenes rather than during them.
4) Sex scenes in which it's part of the plot that the woman not enjoy the sex. Just work it into the dialogue, guys.
What are some of your pet peeves?
Here is my own personal list of things they should not do in porno movies:
1) Showing prolonged shots of the guy's face/ass/balls. Not the reason I rented this, thank you!
2) Showing two one-on-one sex scenes, then switching back and forth throughout them. Just when I start to get into one scene, it switches to the other!
3) Guys dressed as clowns/aliens etc, or cracking jokes during the sex act. Comedy's great. Porn is great. Comedic porn almost never works, unless the jokes are made between the scenes rather than during them.
4) Sex scenes in which it's part of the plot that the woman not enjoy the sex. Just work it into the dialogue, guys.
What are some of your pet peeves?
fark that annoys me also! ie bang bus etc
yeah not a fan either
yeah, that turns me off also...
And Max Hardcore i hate him
gotta be when theyre filmin a close up of the blokes arse hole.....im like why the hell would you do that to me when theres a girls arse hole 6 inches away lol
I'm the same way. Bondage is something I could never understand.
I don't like how white women, on porn, are generally verbally-abused during a scene today by being called "Whore" "Slut" "dirty bitch" etc. I like dirty talk in porn, but I like "dirty, sexy, talk" not verbal abuse..
Are other women of color porn stars subjected to this verbal abuse? I don't see black women being called whores by white men (except on specific sites like "Latina Abuse" and "Ghetto Gaggers"). If you surf to a random site you're likely to see a white girl get verbally abused and you're not likely to see other minorities getting such abuse. You're also likely to see Black Men act like "savages in the sack"...does Fifty Cent fuck like this??
Are other women of color porn stars subjected to this verbal abuse? I don't see black women being called whores by white men (except on specific sites like "Latina Abuse" and "Ghetto Gaggers"). If you surf to a random site you're likely to see a white girl get verbally abused and you're not likely to see other minorities getting such abuse. You're also likely to see Black Men act like "savages in the sack"...does Fifty Cent fuck like this??
These kinds of tattoos.
http://www.galacticgirls.com/TGP/Alira_Astro/alien-snatch/index.cgi?sid=591621
http://www.galacticgirls.com/TGP/Alira_Astro/alien-snatch/index.cgi?sid=591621
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