Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

american anal is gross the euro market for anal is better plus the prettiest girls do it i use to not like anal scenes until i saw some hot quality ones done in eastern europe

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american anal is gross the euro market for anal is better plus the prettiest girls do it i use to not like anal scenes until i saw some hot quality ones done in eastern europe
 
What turns you off in adult movies?

What turns you off in adult movies? I will start with this hairy anal from Alice Green ... that's just wrong, so wrong.

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In no particular order:
Vomit/golden showers/scat
Hirsute women
Speculum
Lesbian only
Women with hemorrhoids/ugly asshole/hairy asshole
Women strapping/fingering/fisting guys
Preggo porn
Chicks with super huge bellies
Botched boob jobs/scars/fucked up nipples
Very mismatched/ugly boobs or nipples
Ugly chicks
Bad skin
Bumps around mouth, pussy, ass
Bad/crooked teeth
Fisting
Squirting
Lactating
Showing a guy's face when he nuts
Rimming
Anal prolapse
Cuckold cum swallow
Bubbly saliva
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
C-section scar
Strech marks, especially on ass
Guy/cameraman talks too fucking much
Most extreme humiliation and fetish porn
Most solo with huge dildos/vegetables
LOL when a woman has dirty feet
Foot sex
Fish hooking/fingers or hand in mouth
Focusing on the guy too much, like the cameraman wants to fuck the guy
Snowballing with a guy
Certain actors irk me for some reason
Scenes with food
Hot chicks with boyfriend/husband only

Probably more but that's all I can think of for now.
 
Ronnie stole most of mine hehe...but some that i've never mentioned before:

-big ass tits (fake or real) that are so big that they sag way low or if the girl is laying on her back they flop over the side. I like big tits, but not when they are all over the place.

-girls with eyes too far apart and one higher than the other. BRCC Tria, FTV Alaura (same girl i think), Lucie Wilde and this one girl on GDP. Lucie Wilde for me is actually a double whammy cause she has big tits that sag down and her eyes are too far apart. I hate how anime characters look so i dislike anime and thats probably why i dislike Lucie Wilde cause she looks like an anime toon.

-pornstars that wear way too much makeup...mostly seen this with the amateur sites like ECG and GDP.

-pornstars or models who you can tell have a fake smile. Mostly with still pics you see this and the ones that annoy me the most are from swimsuit-heaven. There is just something weird about looking through a series of pictures of a woman and in all of them she has the same wide grin. Change it up a little bit imo...wide grin in one, smile in another (with no teeth showing) or something like that i dunno.

-seeing all this "library porn" popping up when that one college girl got caught (Kendra something)

-fake stepson/father & stepmother/sister porn...i saw Zoey Holloway in a vid and i thought that she looked really good. I tried to find more videos of her and i saw that she did a bunch for taboo.com or something. But after watching her vids i rapidly lost interest in her. Because 1) fake stepson/fake stepmom and 2) she talks way too fucking much about the whole "i'm your stepmom and i'm going to fuck you my stepson"
 
Some of you guys have so long list of so claimed "turn offs", makes one wonder how you manage to get your dick up at all when watching porn. Do you guys prefer to watch gay porn then or is that just the "denial approach" or something? I take it some people are watching this so called turn off porn a lot to have such a strong opinion on them... Or are you perhaps a fan of masochistic furious rage masturbation, which combines confusion in anger and hot girls together?

Usually I only see something I like and tend to forget/ignore anything else when I'm horny...
 
Some of you guys have so long list of so claimed "turn offs", makes one wonder how you manage to get your dick up at all when watching porn. Do you guys prefer to watch gay porn then or is that just the "denial approach" or something? I take it some people are watching this so called turn off porn a lot to have such a strong opinion on them... Or are you perhaps a fan of masochistic furious rage masturbation, which combines confusion in anger and hot girls together?

Usually I only see something I like and tend to forget/ignore anything else when I'm horny...

the fuck are you talking about, dickwad
 
Feet. More specifically foot jobs, toe sucking and cumming on feet. Also, shitty tattoos. That's more of a pet peeve really and not a deal breaker.
 
I absolutely hate gonzo. It's so unrealistic also women smiling during the scene or smiling too much in general that just doesn't happen in real life.
 
Skills to get the guy off? Has absolutely nothing to do with that. I think there's been numerous threads on here over the years about how extremely difficult it is for the male talent in porn. It isn't about banging some hot chick while the camera happens to be rolling and oh, she's sooo good that he's going to cum and the camera dudes are just happening to catch it all. Each guy has his own way of being able to perform and do what he needs to do during the scene, I'm not even going to go in to some of their tricks and things I've seen or what some talent has told me that they have to think about to cum. They go to their own place in their mind while sometimes having sex in a very uncomfortable and awkward position with a chick who may not have said two words to him all day..or doesn't even like him or isn't attracted to him. Or he might not be attracted to her. Or she didn't shower and she smells, her asshole is hairy, she's just a bitch, she's annoying...the different variables are endless. All of this while people are literally STARING at your wood, discussing it and asking you if you're fully hard and ready to go...and oh wait, it's only semi hard now, hurry up and get it back so we can keep going. And while you're getting hard again maybe the female talent is back on her cell phone or staring at the ceiling...she might help you out but maybe not, you might not even want her to if you don't like her. And then you have to cum when it's time to cum and you do whatever you need to do to get you there. That's the reality of it. I've been on set before when one of the bigger name male talent couldn't stay hard, it wasn't during my scene but everyone was aware of it and it set us back hours b/c they had to call in someone else. If he wasn't who he was, he probably wouldn't have gotten more bookings after that.

Just like you say at the end, the fucked up thing is after all of that, if he still can't perform after having to be subjected to one or more of these situations, he's the one not likely to be called back for more work. All while being paid significantly less than his female counterpart, who has so much freedom to act like a diva bitch on set and still be called back and given more opportunities for work.

Professional porn on a whole has gotten so uninteresting I've pretty much lost almost all interest in it. Part of it has to do with the monotonous routine of the performers and the scenes, part of it has to do with all the backstage antics. It's almost like when I found out professional wrestling was staged when I was a kid. I still watch it, but with all the knowledge of how and why they pick the winners and the other behind-the-scenes management decisions, it'll never be like it was when I first started watching.

With the merging of these two threads, I'm sure my post about all the things that turn me off about porn is somewhere in here. I don't feel like digging through all the pages and they're too damn many to list them off again.
 
i hate it when the woman is already naked.....watching her undress or getting undressed is the best part. and pretty panties is a MUST!
 
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