Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Hate hearing the guy at all
Hate when the camera cuts to the dude's face
Hate when the girls finger themselves
Hate when people spit
Hate extreme closeups
 
Thats some of the biggest turn ons for me!

Clearly I'm like the only dude on here that hates it when a guy is fucking a chick and the chick has her hand down there the whole time. I started another thread on it and got nothing but disagreement.

For example, Sasha Grey would be great but EVERY time she's getting boned you can't even see her puss at all because she's got her hand down there rubbing furiously. The entire time. I absolutely hate it.
 

britlover

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Speculums, they should pretty much stay in the doctors office not in a porn!

Agree'd. Thankfully it's mostly only assholes who are heavily into degrading women, like royally fucked in the head guys such as Max Hardcore, Rocco Siffredi and--now that he's lost some muscle and gained about 30lbs of flab--Mark Davis (who used to act like a fairly decent, normal kinda dude, but now I don't know ...:() who use them during that totally bullshit "BDSM" sort of work.

Which, BDSM by itself I feel, is also pretty much of a turn-off. Sorry folks: I'm a pretty open-minded guy (and I'm especially am considering the part of the south where I grew up here I feel), but BDSM for me is an instant turn-off. I'm all for personal role playing, but I get no personal excitement over women being abused such as that (constant forced throat-gagging, slaping around of the face & tits, constant spitting and total bullshit names and attitudes used in the shoot ect), and I'm glad many more here don't as well, considering now how overly long this thread is.

Also I got two more words for ya: Ron Jeremy. Ugh. The "legendary" over-the-hell hedgehog himself who should have retired about a good ten-plus years ago. Out of morbid curiosity on one of the free FlashVideo quality sites, I looked up some of the (and this is no kidding here) seven or eight or so 'teen' oriented vids he's been shooting over the last year and a half, with largely green-horn actresses who are quite obviously newer to the adult biz them him. And the average age for them seem's to be about 19 to maybe (and this is a relativeally large maybe, now) 21 or so. And at his age, that is SUCH an obviously big no-no for me in my adult film scene online viewing habits. :nono:

Even worst: Notice If he has to constantly keep holding the base of his cock ALL through out the shooting of the scene in order to maintain an erection, and to constantly keep breathing like that, then I'd say it's about time he calls in some favors and cotinues to save from his reality television and b-movie cameo apperances, as it's about time he gives it up in order to actually keep on living now before he collapses in mid stroke/fuck. :rofl: And either that, or he can invest in some Viagra or a simple Cock-Ring to wear an hour or so before the shoot. Watching him work now isn't an interesting "Holy shit! If he's doin' it, then I guess I can do it too!" experiance it once was for some (albiet NEVER for me) as he once discribed. Him now still doin' his infamous "countdown until I cum" part at the end of a scene, coupled with the hot young tail he gets and shoots all over they're pretty petite faces just plain irks me the wrong way. It's just sick & pathetic and just plain wrong, folks. :(
 
-Girls with dirty feet
-Girls with bitten nails
-Any scene with Talon, Lee Stone or Mark Davis (no offense to them...I just don't like their
'fuck-style').
-Or some dude with dirt under his fingernails fingering some girl.

Just my little quirks. I'll survive.
 
Artsy slow motion scenes and girls with a bad case of evolution toe.
 
i hate scenes that start and shes already nude?? i like to see her in a sexy outfit...getting naked slowly:wave2:
 

britlover

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i hate scenes that start and shes already nude?? i like to see her in a sexy outfit...getting naked slowly:wave2:

I agree. Gonzo is actually okay with me, as long as both actors look clean and the action isn't too raunchy. But indeed, start clothed with clothing on! I've always ated that shit. No build-up blows worse then any dime store adult film queen ever chould hope to in the industry.
 

maredsous

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1. i'm sure this has been said dozens of times itt but i'll say it again. director/cameraman thinking the movie is about him and won't shut the fuck up. ie chico/wanker wang - see reason #1 he's one piece of shit that i'm glad is dead.
2. donny long
3. steve holmes
 

britlover

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1. i'm sure this has been said dozens of times itt but i'll say it again. director/cameraman thinking the movie is about him and won't shut the fuck up. ie chico/wanker wang - see reason #1 he's one piece of shit that i'm glad is dead.
2. donny long
3. steve holmes

Interesting you've mentioned this "Chico" 'Wanker Wang' (what a seudo-ism porn name, huh?) guy who've am sadly never heard of. Anyone got any Wikipedia.org links or anything? Anything on this guy's sordid past that would make others wish they were personally glad that he's dead and not on our bickering Earth anymore? Just curious.

I also never heard of either Donny Long or Steve Holmes (any relation to John the Wadd man himself, or is it merely another stage name?).
 
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