Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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Now I'm not trying to put anyone down about their personal preference,because everyone has the right to like whatever they want(as long as it's not k*ddie stuff,or whatever the mods deem as a big no-no),but I just don't get the whole she-male,lady-boy thing,and further more,I feel like there's way too much of it here for my taste.Personally,I stay away from that shit,but if that floats your boat,whatever,I guess.
When at the end of a really good scene the dude full out and busts his load all over the chicks feet.That is the worst.
Anal. Cum Swapping is disgusting.
This isn't an instant turn off,but rather an annoyance.I haven't seen it in quite some time,but I've always hated when they loop a section of film into a scene to stretch it out to make it longer.
First they will show something like a wide angle doggie shot with the girl moaning,then a close for a few seconds,then cut back to the exact same wide doggie shot as before.What a cheap ass way to make a 10 minute scene stretch another couple of minutes.
And over dubbed moaning was very annoying as well.These film making techniques were very common place in mid/early 90's and earlier porn,and thank goodness that it's pretty much gone today.
First they will show something like a wide angle doggie shot with the girl moaning,then a close for a few seconds,then cut back to the exact same wide doggie shot as before.What a cheap ass way to make a 10 minute scene stretch another couple of minutes.
And over dubbed moaning was very annoying as well.These film making techniques were very common place in mid/early 90's and earlier porn,and thank goodness that it's pretty much gone today.
For me, I pretty much like all of it.
However, a few things that I HATE...
1) When you turn the volume up to a correct decibal... and then the girl lets out this massive scream, that is undeniably fake, and bursts your eardrums right in the middle of it.
2)When the camera man gets too close in, I like to see all of the two... three... 17 people.
3)Last, but not least, as mentioned before, when the girl smiles. You realize then and there, that you are watching a directed film. You know the movie is directed, and that these are actresses, and that the doctor didn't just happen to be overwhelmingly hot and fuck her patient, however, it seems real until you see that smile that makes you go 'ugh!'. - It's not a smile of satisfaction, it's a smile of 'look at me I'm gonna get $600 for this scene'.
However, a few things that I HATE...
1) When you turn the volume up to a correct decibal... and then the girl lets out this massive scream, that is undeniably fake, and bursts your eardrums right in the middle of it.
2)When the camera man gets too close in, I like to see all of the two... three... 17 people.
3)Last, but not least, as mentioned before, when the girl smiles. You realize then and there, that you are watching a directed film. You know the movie is directed, and that these are actresses, and that the doctor didn't just happen to be overwhelmingly hot and fuck her patient, however, it seems real until you see that smile that makes you go 'ugh!'. - It's not a smile of satisfaction, it's a smile of 'look at me I'm gonna get $600 for this scene'.
Women who truely just RUIN how they look like, by getting like J-cup and H-cup sized tits, like Teri Weigel from Cheerleader Camp and Playboy and other such cool stuff, and especially Daphne Rosen. DAMN what a waste.
I'm sorry, cause normally modest sized bolt-ons are okay with me. I mean I don't mind them on Roxanne Hall and any other female performer in the industry that's aged well, but fuck, someone need's to pull these women aside during they're lifetimes, and need's to proceed to tell them that they're gonna have to have those basketball sized tits eventually taken out one day, or else they're not gonna be taken seriously in life. Plus, I'm sure there's general health reasons not to be that way as well.
Also: Oil. Aside from how I hate how it smells and feels, Baby Oil all over asses & tits is so disgusting to imagine how nasty & greasy and smelly it is. Blah. Never understood how it chould be a possible turn on for guys, but to each they're own.
Also, spitting & cum swapping. SO nasty, so ladies in the industry that post on these boards, please, stop with that shit and do it on your own time. Bless you.
I'm sorry, cause normally modest sized bolt-ons are okay with me. I mean I don't mind them on Roxanne Hall and any other female performer in the industry that's aged well, but fuck, someone need's to pull these women aside during they're lifetimes, and need's to proceed to tell them that they're gonna have to have those basketball sized tits eventually taken out one day, or else they're not gonna be taken seriously in life. Plus, I'm sure there's general health reasons not to be that way as well.
Also: Oil. Aside from how I hate how it smells and feels, Baby Oil all over asses & tits is so disgusting to imagine how nasty & greasy and smelly it is. Blah. Never understood how it chould be a possible turn on for guys, but to each they're own.
Also, spitting & cum swapping. SO nasty, so ladies in the industry that post on these boards, please, stop with that shit and do it on your own time. Bless you.
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