Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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I agree bro! Also small tits, and stockings. For some reason i hate stockings.
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cam mostly on the guys cock balls and asshole throughout a whole flim !!!
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
I like the POV,but here's what I don't like in it:When the guy will not SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! If the whole point of POV is to help the viewer imagine it's him with the girl-not another guy- then why in the blue perpendicular fuck can't they shut the hell up!!I can almost understand a need to have a male voice present,at least in the very beginning as part of a setup,but if it's absolutely necessary,can it least be below the level of the womans' voice?
Fuck that,I want to see a POV without a male voice!!!Damn!!!!!
Instant turn-offs...
- The Cody Lane still-shot scowl.
- Anything Gianna Michaels. Is she trying to break the record for most scenes in history? Damn, take a year off or something and let some new talent get some shine.
- The cocky bastard guy performer attempting to make a slick comment after the cumshot. "Yeah, look at you, you looked like a glazed donut now." Shut the f*ck up. She wouldn't be f*cking you if she wasn't getting paid!
- Lee Stone. If I click on a pic set or vid and he happens to be in it, it's an automatic *F4* for me.
- A meathead performer making a face like a madman, roaring at the top of his longs only to pull out, wack off and produce .0001 grams of semen (see Lee Stone). All that showmanship for a Randy West popshot?
- The Cody Lane still-shot scowl.
- Anything Gianna Michaels. Is she trying to break the record for most scenes in history? Damn, take a year off or something and let some new talent get some shine.
- The cocky bastard guy performer attempting to make a slick comment after the cumshot. "Yeah, look at you, you looked like a glazed donut now." Shut the f*ck up. She wouldn't be f*cking you if she wasn't getting paid!
- Lee Stone. If I click on a pic set or vid and he happens to be in it, it's an automatic *F4* for me.
- A meathead performer making a face like a madman, roaring at the top of his longs only to pull out, wack off and produce .0001 grams of semen (see Lee Stone). All that showmanship for a Randy West popshot?
cant stand it when the guy spits on the pussy
total turn off
total turn off
-High pitched voices on girls
-Annoying guys who should shut the fuck up (Cameramen or performers)
-When there's a shot for about 3 minutes of the dick going in....no thank you.
-Annoying guys who should shut the fuck up (Cameramen or performers)
-When there's a shot for about 3 minutes of the dick going in....no thank you.
I hate seeing gaping ass, it's gross! I'm not a big fan of the spitting. I don't like fake sounding screaming/moaning. I don't want to hear the guy or cameraman talking the whole damn time. I don't want to see the woman gagging, puking or crying. I hate when hot non-nude or nude models finally decide to do hardcore and find a guy with a tiny cock with red pubes (Tawnee and Callista).
I hate Lesbo scenes when chicks do BJs on dildos...I hate when a chick is ready to cum and they either don't show it or edit it out. I hate when a chick is mugging for the camera during a seen. I know some people dig that but I think it makes the scene look fake and it always seems better when the performers fuck like there is no camera. Finally, when you have a lesbo match up between two chicks you really want to see go at it, the chicks get started and then a guy shows up and ruins an otherwise perfect lesbo pairing.
Gotta agree on the Gianna Michaels thing. She acts beyond Ghetto, in a hyper annoying bad way, and dear God that nasally Seattle (I believe) voice and her homely pig face. She's got fine, enermous tits and a phat-style ass, but her face, voice and dumb as dogshit manuisms, not to mention poor "butta face" (Howard Stern coiced phrase of meaning everything is incredibly hot & fit except for, sadly, the face) is a real turn off.
Also someone mentioned:
While I haven't puked during a viewing session of porn in private during a masturbation session, I have almost. I have a very sensative gag reflex (and I'm also highly sensative to smell because I have Asperger's Syndrome), and one time, for whatever reason, I decide to view online a scene between Tabitha Stevens (which was of course my main reason for watching) back when she was still hot before too many surgeries and pre-blonde hair, and that fuckin' overrated tub of hedgehog shit, Ron Jeremy.
Now already the scene lost points because the poor thing had to blow Ron, but that turned out to be the least of the scenes problems. At the very beginning of the scene, she walks in with him and makes mention of just having pizza for dinner. She starts to blow him, and I'm strokin' it with the doors locked. Already Ron in that damn east coast voice won't shut up, making stupid jokes about "First she had that warm up meal, NOW let's she how she'll taste MY pepperoni" or some such shit.
Never the less, I press on.
All of a sudden, half way through, she giggles and they both make mention of a piece of mozeralla cheese on his cock. And then Ron presents it for the camera before flickin' it away, and she goes back to sucking.
Now I don't know why, but my face got all red and flushed, as I often do before I throw up, and I came unusually close to being sick there. More then half way close. Don't know if you all have seen it, but it's fairly easy to find.
Also, sadly, I have been witness to Mr. Mark Davis and his unusual finishing scene method and preferance to eat his own semen from his partner's lips. I found that out the hard way, as I was quite enjoying a scene I viewed with him and Roxanne Hall, as they always go at it so nicely, and at the end, he grabs her throat, and puts her face of his, and I already squented my eyes, as I know that the snowballing it back into his mouth (thank you Kevin Smith, writer/director of Clerks) was comin'.
So yeah, a very disgusting habbit from his scenes that they need to edit out.
Also recently I've noticed totally immature and nasty ass phrases are always left in the final edit, but now 'n days by the actresses. I was enjoying a passionate scene with a guy power-fucking a Vietnamese-American hottie and suddenly, toward the end, she said twice:
"Oh yeah, fuck that Twat!".
Immdiate turn-off. Sorry sweetie, but "Twat" is a pretty un-sexy as all fuck word.
Also recently I was viewing a Lauren Phoenix scene, and she started quafing as a large black guy was fucking her, and she was all like "Yeah baby! Get that pussy fartin'. I don't give a shit". And suddenly long gone was my hard-on ...
nothing. i like to see them take hugh dicks
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Howard didn't coin that word,and Kevin Smith didn't come up with "snowballing" either,he just used it in Clerks one of the best movies ever.
Haha, my bad, but then again, the first time I ever heard it was on his old E! channel show (anyone remember that? Dammit I miss that every late week night!). Also Snowballing I first heard watching Clerks on VHS tape.
*lol* Well I wouldn't say it's the greatest movie ever, being te super serious Cinephile that I am, but it is a really entertaining movie. I definately prefer his older comedies to his newer shit, which I just can't stomach. But to each they're own ...
) and any kind of dejections 
for me personally i dont like seeing a lady get abused , choked or smacked around it just isnt my thing
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