Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[that guy I saw]

I agree with you all on the yucky body fluids,shit eating etc.I absolutely HATE! when It flicks on to the guy frequently to stop you getting off I thin they do that on purpose ..... the whole oral ass thing makes me puke.
Also I guess IM kinda wierd but I dont like lesbian porn..the first guy in the history of guys not to! plus when the girl has a tongue stud and is made to look real cheap ,pulled back hair chewing gum etc.

 

[slackerguy]

The same cliche formula each scene, she goes down on him, he goes down on her, she gets nailed on her back, then sits on top...etc. Anal, and bad camera angles. Especially when you hardly see her face, mostly just the dudes hairy balls. That's really annoying.

 

[SBTNW]

i hate when she eats his asshole.

also when the camera focus the wrong angles... it's porn, goddamn it! we don't wanna see HIS face...

 

[anomaly]

small boobs!!

Don't you think some chicks look hot with small boobs.

 

[CunningStunts]

really loud moaning or awkward moaning. Loud gagging.

+1 for me. Forced moaning/fake moaning is a turn off, and the excessive gagging noises are just painful to listen to...

 

[Mistyck]

- When the director talks
- When the girl has a bad boob job
- When the plot is way too advanced for a porn
- Bad fake tans
- When they try to act for sake of acting instead of doing a porn

 

[Mistyck]

- Heavily make-up'd women
- Hairy, overweight men
- Men with too small/large of a penis
- Women who look like they're anorexic
- When the woman is degraded, slapped, ridiculed or any other "Hardcore Max" style porn
- When the lesbian scenes are froo-froo instead of how real women actually screw with each other
-When they make the woman always look like a maid/nurse/teacher in irrelevant scenes to the outfit (pointless and overused)
- When the girl or guy talks too much, i.e.;
*I myself have never told the guys I've been with "oh yeah, you like that, uh huh, come on, harder harder, just like that, oh oh oh, YEAH, harder", nor have the guys I've been with ever told me, "yeah, take it, just like that, suck my cock you nasty whore, take it all, I'm going to come all over you're nasty slutty pussy". I am laughing as I'm writing this. Hearing any of this in a porn scene makes me crack up laughing, and when you're in the middle of sex with someone and you crack up laughing, you normally have to explain why you're laughing, which then turns into a big turn-off. Dirty talk is one thing, but having an entire monologue about it just is not necessary.*
- When the guy looks old enough to be the woman's father/grandfather, i.e.;
*Alright, I have a thing for older guys, but DAMN, some of the guys in porn really need to retire!*
- When the guy or girl isn't trimmed, i.e.;
*If you're not going to be trimmed, then shave all the hair off.*
- Why is there always more guy/guy/girl threesomes than girl/girl/guy, or girl/girl/girl? Do they not think that us girls, hell even you guys; would like to see more girl threesomes?

 

[titsrock]

- Why is there always more guy/guy/girl threesomes than girl/girl/guy, or girl/girl/girl? Do they not think that us girls, hell even you guys; would like to see more girl threesomes?

Good point. I don't know and I don't bother even watching M/M/F because it inevitably leads to a Double Penetration and..and giving that "the ol' college try"...sorry...but it just looks too stupid and nasty on camera.

M/F/F threesome is MUCH hotter and, you're right, it doesn't seem as popular:dunno:

On a personal note...I would be willing to take part in an Orgy someday..as long as there were equal number Guy/Girl and everyone pretty much "partnered up" or if it was a "rotating buffet"...maybe I'd like one girl to blow me, but I'd like to bang another girl...and then go give oral to a different girl...

The point is I can pretty much guarantee I will NEVER be in a MMF situation. I don't see myself wanting to be that intimate with a guy..ever.:dunno:

Porn Fantasy does entail me atleast wondering what I would be like in the situation depicted on film...(banging a star, banging a nurse, etc)

 

[Mistyck]

Good point. I don't know and I don't bother even watching M/M/F because it inevitably leads to a Double Penetration and..and giving that "the ol' college try"...sorry...but it just looks too stupid and nasty on camera.

M/F/F threesome is MUCH hotter and, you're right, it doesn't seem as popular:dunno:

On a personal note...I would be willing to take part in an Orgy someday..as long as there were equal number Guy/Girl and everyone pretty much "partnered up" or if it was a "rotating buffet"...maybe I'd like one girl to blow me, but I'd like to bang another girl...and then go give oral to a different girl...

The point is I can pretty much guarantee I will NEVER be in a MMF situation. I don't see myself wanting to be that intimate with a guy..ever.:dunno:

Porn Fantasy does entail me atleast wondering what I would be like in the situation depicted on film...(banging a star, banging a nurse, etc)

Being someone who has been in a couple (maybe more) of threesomes, I refuse to ever have a m/m/f threesome. I have only been in f/f/m, or f/f/f. The thought of being with two guys at once is a total turnoff to me. Being in an orgy is also a turnoff. Threesomes are about the extent I will go.

There really needs to be less m/m/f threesomes in porn. I'm a female, and I don't find watching another woman get pounded by two guys at all attractive or sexy. Just the vision of two guys possibly touching uglies while banging a woman...yeah, No, not on my list of things to watch. I'd much rather watch two hot women working on one man, or three hot women working on each other.

Hell if they want to keep the two guys scenario then at least make it a voyeur type porno. Have one guy doing the girl while the other guy watches. That's always hot; having your man/woman do you while another guy/girl watches. That would just make the scene more hot than if you would have the two guys doing the girl at the same time.

 

[Fresno]

two men one one girl is a big turn off, But two men one pussy or one ass is just disgusting and I wish they stop making them.

 

[anomaly]

two men one one girl is a big turn off, But two men one pussy or one ass is just disgusting and I wish they stop making them.

I agree. I don't understand why someone would think more dicks would make a better scene. :dunno:

 

[Montrealman]

Ugly chicks.

 

[Member2019]

Individual v. team sport attitudes perhaps?

I was never one for individual sports. I loved team sports. And the last thing I cared about were my stats, but how my team did as a whole.

Especially in American football. It was cool to flatten someone on a block. But it was even cooler pulling a trap or other combinational block with multiple people and multiple deceptions. And I'd love it when my teammate made that key block, or the tailback would make a key cut, right in perfect motion with my block or lead. Or even if the whole line held the defense for the QB, with the tailback and/or fullback adding blocks.

So maybe the whole multiple men/women is about whether you like individual v. team sports? Do you like achievement and enjoyment atop of your game as an individual? Or do you not mind sharing it all with one or more people?

To me, "banging the shit out of a woman" (figuratively, not physically) is best accomplished with more than one man. Tag team or simultaneous, I love the concept. The more pleasure I enjoy with another man, the better, bothers me none. Especially if we're enjoying the same thing, or in this case, the same woman.

I have no problem viewing a penis, seeing it spew its thick load or even dripping on my member as a result if we're in close proximity. I'm not going out of my way for it to happen. But I'd find it no different in person than in porn. It's the experience. Seeing a penis spear a woman, ejaculating, etc... is just as hot as when I do it.

Especially a very large, full-figured woman that can easily take 2-3 male lovers. But that's just me I guess.

 

[titsrock]

So maybe the whole multiple men/women is about whether you like individual v. team sports? Do you like achievement and enjoyment atop of your game as an individual? Or do you not mind sharing it all with one or more people?

Doubtful Prof. I play both team and individual sports. The feeling of "enjoyment at the success of a teammate" has nothing to do with M/M/F, specifically. M/M/F is all about power over the girl. That kind of power and domination doesn't interest me.

I do agree with you about seeing cocks in porn and ejaculation. It's a necessary requirement. I don't want to be anywhere near another guy's cock when he spews and the thought that some of it might land on me would send me to the shower with a brillo pad.

My idea of an Orgy might be more like what you were talking about. A group of guys and girls all "enjoying shared success." But I don't think I'd want to actually know any of the guys and I certainly wouldn't be gazing at them. I'd merely "know they were there" and I bet I'd get caught up in the "excitement of the crowd"...kind of like the "Lord of Flies" vibe..except with guys banging chicks...:glugglug:

 

[KRH]

I absolutely hate seeing the guys face.

 

[Fresno]

When it hurts and you can see it in her face.

 

[thegod]

i really hate it when the guy is too much into it, with excessive moaning and "oh yes" and "you're so hot"

bloody hate it. they're meant to be professional

 

[Dr. Ogba]

fanny batter and cum dodging

 

[delphian]

To be completely honest, any porn with a guy in it is an instant turn off for me. I'm not homophobic, I really just don't find it attractive at all.

The only porn I watch is solo masturbation, usually with toys. Stripping videos are a big turn on also, especially if they are wearing thigh highs and/or teddies/corsets.:thumbsup:

 

[xX-Joanne-Xx]

Ass licking! ewh