Thieves Beware!

Robertoj · Dec 21, 2009

Nobody's breaking into my house this year at christmas!

Loogan · Dec 21, 2009

... so wear safety glasses if you break in.

Cido123 · Dec 21, 2009

Lust · Dec 21, 2009

thief #1: lets move on to the next house
thief #2: yeah, good idea

on · Dec 21, 2009

Santa's in for a disturbing experience!

Robertoj · Dec 21, 2009

Yeah!, and I'm hung like a hamster! So, bring yer bifocals!:rubbel:

Cutie · Dec 21, 2009

That should scare ****, burglars, Jehovah Witnesses, Mormons, and Maildude. lol

Robertoj · Dec 21, 2009

Wait till Krusty the clown comes over!

StanScratch · Dec 22, 2009

Hey, that's my house!
I usually like to give the thieves a little bit of a special surprise, too. Prepares them for prison life.

Cutie · Dec 22, 2009

StanScratch said:
Hey, that's my house!
I usually like to give the thieves a little bit of a special surprise, too. Prepares them for prison life.

You drop the soap alot? :rofl:

arianajoladdict · Dec 22, 2009

um ok good to know

feller469 · Dec 22, 2009

in this court-crazy society, you might want to have a "wet floor" sign by the door too