Ah, our Australian cousins: class, defined ... notice how lower down in the site they describe the Kangaroo Scrotum as 'sexy'. this is not a healthy, or normal culture ....

Australia's Cultural Attache

Kangaroo scrotum... why, oh, why isn't there a member named like that. We got a wolf/dog (L3ggy), a bear (thebear247), but a whole bunch of cats! We need a kangaroo to balance the species like, you know, affirmative action?

:D
 
Or like the douchebag who added:

"ike stain gobbles dick"
to my Premium Link Upgrade thread!!!

Really? Really???

First off, "Gobbles Cock" is the accepted construction.

Secondly, that's all he's got? That's all he brings?

I fucking went in there and added "ike stain secret gaylord?" myself because I felt so sorry for they guy!
Gaylord? Are you secretly British?
 
Gaylord, an anglicisation of the French surname Gaillard ("sprightly" or "spry")

There's a town called Gaylord in Michigan, Kansas, Oregon and Minnesota.

And let us not forget that feared street gang, the Chicago Gaylords

Gaylord. As American as Premium Link Upgrade pie .... well, gay Premium Link Upgrade pie.
 
Kangaroo scrotum... why, oh, why isn't there a member named like that. We got a wolf/dog (L3ggy), a bear (thebear247), but a whole bunch of cats! We need a kangaroo to balance the species like, you know, affirmative action?

:D

How about Randy Roo?! :D
 
Where were you born, where did you grow up, where do you live, where do you love and where do you ****?

What is this? The Facebook?

I was borne from my ******'s vagina,
grew up in a broken home,
I live in my sweet-ass apartment,
love in my bedroom, and **** where I headed,
where all of us are, in other words,
a lonely grave.


(Sorry to get all Shakespearian on you, but I sometimes think there's some misapprehension
of exactly the level of intellect with which you on the board are now dealing.)


But thank you for asking, my friend and sometimes adversary.

And I don't care what the others say, Premium Link Upgrade O.K. with me.
 
What is this? The Facebook?

I was borne from my ******'s vagina,
grew up in a broken home,
I live in my sweet-ass apartment,
love in my bedroom, and **** where I headed,
where all of us are, in other words,
a lonely grave.


(Sorry to get all Shakespearian on you, but I sometimes think there's some misapprehension
of exactly the level of intellect with which you on the board are now dealing.)


But thank you for asking, my friend and sometimes adversary.

And I don't care what the others say, Premium Link Upgrade O.K. with me.
I'll take that as a respect my privacy. I don't care what the others say either, I enjoy being a douche :D
 
I think it's a damn shame that there are and will always be that select handful whom are obnoxious and screw with everyone. I've taken to ignoring them-- it's better to focus on all the amazing fans and viewers out there who love sexy women and other erotic enthusiasts...
 
They seem to be the ones with no sense of humor, the ones who insult the OSCMs, and inflict their douchebaggery (in tags and elsewhere) despite having no imagination nor anything of value to contribute.

With that said, there is a certain endearing charm to it, as with the witless village man-*****, (only with a hell of a lot more pent up anger.)

What are some of the other ways you can tell these people?

I don't insult folk / :o
 
What is this? The Facebook?

I was borne from my ******'s vagina,
grew up in a broken home,
I live in my sweet-ass apartment,
love in my bedroom, and **** where I headed,
where all of us are, in other words,
a lonely grave.


(Sorry to get all Shakespearian on you, but I sometimes think there's some misapprehension
of exactly the level of intellect with which you on the board are now dealing.)


But thank you for asking, my friend and sometimes adversary.

And I don't care what the others say, Premium Link Upgrade O.K. with me.
In what way is this Shakespearian? :dunno:
 
Haterz will always ****.

Problem is some people with serious sense of humor and\or intelligence handicaps see a lot of the banter here as hostile, mainly because they either just don't get it or, maybe because they feel left out (see sense of humor\intelligence handicaps)

This is not to say I won't go after a douche every now and again, but it's not for the sake of it, or to feel big and tough, or because I particularly enjoy it; it's because douchbaggery needs to be countered and douchebags need to have their douchebaggery thrown back at them, maybe in the (forlorn) hopes they might actually learn something ...

If that's flaming, so be it. I call it necessary. Spare the rod, spoil the douche.
 
Spare the rod, spoil the douche.
Very nice.

Part of the problem is, most people think porn is all just facials and cream pie, they don't know that this is part of a tradition that goes back to at least ancient Greece and the Premium Link Upgrade , (which were themselves likely continuations of prehistoric ritual,) and that sex and comedy have always been intertwined.

The central irony of this thread, however, is that, as a pornographer, my livelihood is centered on people who need to get laid!



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