The WTF? - Files..

Case no:20062006/1

Soccer fan tries to trade mum for ticket
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Case note: She'd want to be a MILF!!!

Case no: 20062006/2

Planetary alignment may upset World Cup and Indian government
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Case note: My Astrologer warmed me that this would happen!!... ;)
 
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jdb67 said:
Case no:20062006/1

Soccer fan tries to trade mum for ticket
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Case note: She'd want to be a MILF!!!

Case no: 20062006/2

Planetary alignment may upset World Cup and Indian government
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Case note: My Astrologer warmed me that this would happen!!... ;)


Case no: 19062006/03 - jdb67 creates 'files from the future' lol

case note: can you give me saturday's lotto numbers??:bowdown:


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Case no: 19062006/04 - Mysterious messages appearing in US city pavements.
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case note: I've got my tinfoil hat...just in case
 
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tunsty said:
Case no: 19062006/03 - jdb67 creates 'files from the future' lol

case note: can you give me saturday's lotto numbers??:bowdown:

Hahahaha!!!!... We are 15-16 hrs ahead of you in ole Blighty!!...;)
 
Whaaaa??


Are you suggesting that the earth might be round?

case no: 20062006/04 - Earth is rou... oh never mind
 
Case no: 22062006/01 Nuns have 'immaculate conception' insurance withdrawn

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conclusion: I suppose they were afraid of getting 'banged-up' by a third party, who would steal their virginity and send them into the flames of hell.

:angels:
 
Case no: 24062006/01 - Man has had erection for ten years.

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case note: on the plus side - he's never ever rolled out of bed...and his wife never stops smiling.
 
tunsty said:
case note: on the plus side - he's never ever rolled out of bed...and his wife never stops smiling.


On the minus side he knocks things over all the time and has to be careful when he zips up so it evens out.
 
D-rock said:
On the minus side he knocks things over all the time and has to be careful when he zips up so it evens out.

..and his wife has somewhere to hang her towels.
 
Case no: 26062006/01: Village People - Once ****** in Russia for being 'too violent'

Also ****** were..

The Clash - "punk and ********".
Talking Heads - "myth of the Soviet military threat".
Pink Floyd - "distortion of Soviet foreign policy".

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Best Quote: Chas Smash of Madness last night joked that the band's top ten hit 'Baggy Trousers' was really about
"a scheme to smuggle out of the USSR as many dissidents as possible hidden in the trousers of sympathetic Cossacks".


case note: The Kremlin are due to release songs by these artists on a compilation album
' NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL COMMUNISM VOL 34'
 
Case no: 29062006/01

Lightbulb removed form prisoner's anus - Premium Link Upgrade


Case comment: There was light at the end of the tunnel.


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Case no: 29062006/02 - Well-respected doctor found naked and wanking on a letterbox.

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Best quote: Warrier's problems began after he was "the last man standing" after a wild night out with fellow doctors on December 10 last year.

Comment: 'YOU'VE GOT MALE':D
 
Case No: 04072006/01 - Car hits *****, another car hits *****, car rolls over, ambulance hits moose....eh?

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Case note: Dr Dolittle seen fleeing the area.
 
tunsty said:
Case No: 04072006/01 - Car hits *****, another car hits *****, car rolls over, ambulance hits moose....eh?
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"However---and this is where the incident becomes almost hard to believe"

All good news story's contain this phrase.
 
case no: 17072006/01 - Masturbate-a-thon 2006

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Comment - last man standing
 
Case no: 19072006/01

Nude man beats car with pigeon -
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comment: I've heard of wife-beaters, but never car-beaters involving pigeons...coo !




Case no: 19072006/02

Man urinates in **** section of store - Premium Link Upgrade


Comment: perhaps he was just recycling the ****!
 
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The bacon Martini...yuk
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