The worst thing you've ever said/heard during sex

[LucyOHara]

Does shouting "Give me twins!!" count?

 

[gmlcgond]

Long ago my girlfriend would call me a jerk every time I made her cum

 

[gunslingingbird]

Once I was banging my ex-girlfriend, who was also a musician, and somehow our rhythm sounded like some impressionist piece we had studied, and we actually stopped fucking to sing it.

 

[Hessy]

"Did you eat that last piece of pizza in the frig? You have garlic breath." OR "You're not really still in me, are you?"

 

[squallumz]

Once I was banging my ex-girlfriend, who was also a musician, and somehow our rhythm sounded like some impressionist piece we had studied, and we actually stopped fucking to sing it.