JayJohn85

Banned
It all doesnt matter......Once the sith get here we are all dead....Now refer to this video:



Also I suggest you buy "A dummies guide to surviving the apocalypse" Brought to you by the same guys responsible for such classics:
- "Women are homo sapiens too"
- "Bigging up bigotry"
- "Familiar ties, A family porn conspiracy"
- "So you want a bigger penis?"
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...

Lust

Lost at Birth
the bible makes great rolling papers. cuts way down on my zig zag budget

i'm just sayin......
 
Wow, Will you actually took the time to write a post longer than two words? That's so unlike you.......

::google search::

Oh wait, no you didn't.

You plagiarist apologist you. :nono:

No :nono:

Also, stay on topic or leave the thread. :tongue:

Oh the hypocrisy.

No :nono: :tongue: Stay on topic


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5.) Please do not hijack or deliberately divert the topic of the thread you are posting in.

:hatsoff:

See, he's replying to something that you plagiarized and then posted here as though they were your own words. You may have believed you were on topic, but you were just stealing words. Blue pointed it out, which is as much, or more, on topic than your original post.

Thanks! This is great!
 
Dante didn't go to hell.

Wait a second, you mean Dante didn't take Death's scythe and Beatrice's cross, venture through all 9 circles of Hell with Virgil as his guide, defeat the likes of Minos, Cleopatra, Cerberus, and ultimately Lucifer to save his beloved Beatrice from eternal damnation?:confused: What the fuck did I play last night?
 
Could you show me some credentials that would indicate you are in a position to answer questions on this topic?

:yesyes: This? Please?

Oh, and Will, you should likely log out, then log back in as offcgibby if you're going to officiate in his thread.

But that's just a suggestion. Disregard it if you'd like.
 
He just commissioned it. Watch the video.

The Jews rejected Jesus Christ and called for His death and tried to kill Jesus themselves.

Matthew 27:21-31 (KJV)
21: The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas.
22: Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
23: And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
24: When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25: Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
26: Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified.
27: Then the soldiers of the governor took Jesus into the common hall, and gathered unto him the whole band of soldiers.
28: And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe.
29: And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon his head, and a reed in his right hand: and they bowed the knee before him, and mocked him, saying, Hail, King of the Jews!
30: And they spit upon him, and took the reed, and smote him on the head.
31: And after that they had mocked him, they took the robe off from him, and put his own raiment on him, and led him away to crucify him.

No. :tongue:
 
My question regarding the Bible, is the Bible the word of:

1. God, written by humans under God's divine influence

OR

2. Humans, written by humans as guidebook for the faith/religion they created

That would be the red letters that God authored. Personally I'd find a Freeones Koran study thread more interesting than this drivel myself. :tongue:
 
The history of who created it and why it was created is pretty easily accessible; especially now with the internet. A fact that makes a supposed intelligent person's reliance on it as some sort of "word of God" pitifully sad.

I would like to see everyone in the world agree to take a 3 month hiatus from any organized religious activities and be required to do nothing but study documented historical underpinnings of their faith for that time.

If the remaining believers came back and honestly tried to push their beliefs as something more devine or spiritual then someone elses beliefs, we could conclude they refused to get on google and use that 3 months for historical study. Or the other conclusion is that they are just plain too stupid to separate fact from dressed up myths and parable. I guess the third would be they are intellectually dishonest.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Dante didn't go to hell.

But, I assure you there is such a place.

1. Hell of Hell

...

15: And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Three points:

1. You just showed us why the bible is irrelevant: It contradicts itself. There is hell / There is no hell.

2. You forgot to log into that second accound, mate, you want to give those answers via that one ^^

3. I pity you.
 
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