TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Here I will occasionally post entries and definitions from Viz's classic Roger's Profanisaurus Rex - The King of Swearing Dictionaries.

Let's get started with today's definition.

Stabbing the Cat. n. Wanking. From the motion of knifing an invisible feline on one's lap. Similar to feeding the ducks, but with the emphasis on the downward stroke.
 

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