The Problem With Burger King Is...
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Burger King has a big penis. And, he sticks it on all of the burgers, which is why they have those black char marks all over the meat patty. It's not from a grill; it's from his penis. His long, thick and severly burnt penis.
Mmmm, I'm gonna get me to a BK 'store'.
ralph furley
Banned
First off, their french fries usually don't have anywhere near enough salt on them. Their burgers are usually cold and half the time the drinks are flat. I complain about this to the employees but they just smirk and remind me they're only getting paid minimum wage, and what do they care. This usually enrages me and I yell, "GET THE FUCKING KING OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!" Which usually follows by an awkward silence. They say, "you know its just a commercial right?" As I storm out of there with my cold half eaten burger and saltless fries, I remind them I'm going to sue because that's false advertisement. This only happens about twice a week now, I think I'm finally getting better. Maybe its time to switch to Wendy's, I bet she treats her customers better than that fascist moderate NeoCon King.
don't like curly fries but i never had a cold whopper
PirateKing
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The Burger King don't got shit on the king of pirates.
If he tries any shenanigans with me, I'll sodomize him....with my hook.
If he tries any shenanigans with me, I'll sodomize him....with my hook.
it's almost like some people think eating at burger king is like eating at a real restaurant not a glorified vending machine
I'm never going to Burger King again. I went a few weeks ago because I was out with family and we were hungry and it happened to be near .... end up spending about $7 - 9 per person? WTF?! I thought this crap was supposed to be cheap. I could be eating at a diner for that price!!!
The fries are nasty. There's nothing on them BUT salt, there's hardly any potato in them. Just air, salt, and grease.
I went a couple of times this year to fast food, and the burgers are usually cold. That's just nasty. And the drink selection? Everything there makes me puke.
Don't go to fast food. Go to a local diner or something like Applebee's if you MUST eat out. Or if you're blessed to live in the lands of quality pizza (Aka NYC) then get pizza. Pizza is the one salvation in this land.
The fries are nasty. There's nothing on them BUT salt, there's hardly any potato in them. Just air, salt, and grease.
I went a couple of times this year to fast food, and the burgers are usually cold. That's just nasty. And the drink selection? Everything there makes me puke.
Don't go to fast food. Go to a local diner or something like Applebee's if you MUST eat out. Or if you're blessed to live in the lands of quality pizza (Aka NYC) then get pizza. Pizza is the one salvation in this land.
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
If there was a French Burger King, the burgers would be sauteed instead of grilled, and snails would be served along with foie gras and potato fry dijonnaise, and served by Patrice Evra.:tongue:
ralph furley
Banned
who the fuck is...ah screw it
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
That I haven't ever gone there....EVER.
And you can get beer with your food at those places in Europe. Good with salty chow!
My remote experience with BK is with their regular whoppers. Its good for the 1st two bites and then it tends to break apart in your hands which tends to get messy with the rest of your meal. The junior whopper is more manageable. :o
BK is a UFC sponsor...
Its good for the 1st two bites and then it tends to break apart in your hands which tends to get messy with the rest of your meal. The junior whopper is more manageable. :o BK is a UFC sponsor...
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
LOL! You made me laugh! I'd rep ya if you had enough posts!!:hatsoff: Evra is the French World Cup team captain.
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