The Porn Switch !_! What turns you on ? What turns you off

Things in porn that I really hate, and are an instant turn off.
Pierced nipples
Pierced pussy
Hairy pussy
Any POV instructions where she looks at you and does the wanking action with her hands and tells you to stroke your cock.
Any rape style scenes, forced sex scenes, crying scenes.
Backs covered in tattoos, Big Leg Tattoos, Big arm tattoos,
Cock sucking
Any type of anal gape
Short girls
Big meaty hanging pussy lips
Fat girls
Oversized tits
Girls that fake their orgasms,
Girls that over act their level of arousel
Girls that are loud moaners
Girls that say the words "cock, or cunt"


Things that turn me on

Solo girls
Lesbians
Girls sucking girls nipples
Girls kissing girls
Girls sucking nipples
Girl that can suck on her own nipples.
Big nipples, erect nipples
Small breasts / flast chested.
Petite girls
Big / chubby girls.
Skin with signs being cold, skin with goosebumps.
Real emotion with genuine orgasms,
Girls that rub their clit instead of dildo or finger insertion
Girls that stimulate their own nipples / pull their own nipples
Girls that have Shaved / Bald pussy
Girls with Camel toe pussy
 
Things in porn that I really hate, and are an instant turn off.
Pierced nipples
Pierced pussy
Hairy pussy
Any POV instructions where she looks at you and does the wanking action with her hands and tells you to stroke your cock.
Any rape style scenes, forced sex scenes, crying scenes.
Backs covered in tattoos, Big Leg Tattoos, Big arm tattoos
Any type of anal gape
Fat girls
Girls that fake their orgasms,
Girls that over act their level of arousal
Girls that are loud moaners
Girls that say the words "cock, or cunt"


Things that turn me on
Big nipples, erect nipples
Girls that have Shaved / Bald pussy
Girls with Camel toe pussy

I modified the list to my needs and will add
Swearing/blasphemy in any form (keep religion out of porn, PLEASE).
Gummy smile.
Scene where the director speaks like a jerk and insults the girl.
 
Turn off:
Any violent or rough sex scenes (for example choking the woman or slapping her in the face)
Step family
Gape scenes

Turn on:
Blondes (i know not original)
Natural breasts (fake are not a turn off unless it’s too much)
Fit women (not too muscular, but toned)
 
Turn ons- Black hair, natural body,shaved 😺, thick thighs and ass is wow. Plump tits and most of all... total comfort and confidence in one's body.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Turn ons? Depends on the day.
Turn offs? "The Agenda".

When you see the latest trends eat up the main page of a tube site and you search for your kink and find very little.. or worse, more advertisements for 'big porn'? Really not my thing.THAT is the agenda. When you view the front page and it reeks of cuck stuff, videos that cut off before the orgasm, portrait-mode tiktok style vids, 30 second clips with the first 5 and last 5 seconds linking to an onlyfans.. or scenes where its 15 minutes of 'whoever' talking to their 'stepson' before demanding they commit fauxcest.. (BOYCOTT SHAMPOO! DEMAND REAL POO! heh)

I like midwest and private stuff. They might be amateur or cracked out or simply trailer trash.. but it is real. Real depressing, sometimes.. but that is an actual person and not some chick out of Los Angeles with her eyes on the million dollar paycheck that doesnt exist. I've got a few decades of experience on the net, and dont we all? How often have we seen what comes out of 'the system'? They cant all be Angela White's level of success. I forget the site, but it was like ghetto ga...

..and the boss wants me to run to town. TTYL wankers. ;)
 

maildude99

Closed Account
Come on, man! 5-year necro bump!!

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Big fake lips, and big fake tits. When are you guys gonna get tired of this shit? Enough already. Buy a sex doll for fux sake.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Turn-Offs:
Women my age
Gape scenes
When her ass falls out after a solid buggering
When any aspect of a photo-shoot or video looks like they didn't make a minimum of an effort
Hairy bodies

Turn-Ons:
Porn participants are in good shape
The set looks tidy and there is no junk laying around
The talent makes me believe she loves to get fucked
 

maildude99

Closed Account
75. Porn actresses who pass of their homemade stuff as amateur videos.
76. Porn fans who are dumb enough to fall for it.
77. Homemade porn videos where they won't show their faces. That might be a turn-on for you, but for the viewer it's like watching an old biology class movie.
 
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