Just because I actually like you I'll tell you this little gem...
Don't ask him for a picture of his snow white swedish ass. You'll forever be blinded from the glaring white...to this day Anders is still wanted for getting ***** and dropping his pants outside of my favorite Aussie pub in Amsterdam. It was a Friday night and he managed to send a lot of tourists and locals to the hospital.
True story. I swear. Even worse, now I'm ****** from that Aussie pub too. Bastard.
Just because I actually like you I'll tell you this little gem...
Don't ask him for a picture of his snow white swedish ass. You'll forever be blinded from the glaring white...to this day Anders is still wanted for getting ***** and dropping his pants outside of my favorite Aussie pub in Amsterdam. It was a Friday night and he managed to send a lot of tourists and locals to the hospital.
True story. I swear. Even worse, now I'm ****** from that Aussie pub too. Bastard.
I feel I need to correct you here Petra, getting ***** implies that I have actually managed to reach a state of sobriety at one point. For further clarification see my signature.
God dammit! Were you born in a ****? Andrés is a Spanish name. In French it's called an accent aigue (n'est ce pas, Georges?). I don't care if he's from Switzerland, I'm still gonna call him Andrés.