The official Ron Swanson fan thread.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd have named it "the official Ron Swanson appreciation thread" but I'm afraid someone would start posting pictures of mighty Ron with baby batter all over his face and maybe a schmeckle or two next to his face. When the fuck did "appreciation" take on this context?

Enough of that shit. All hail Ron!
 

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Ace Boobtoucher

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All the bacon and eggs you have still kills me every time.
 

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StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
"I want you to listen to me very carefully. I want all of the bacon and eggs you have. I don't want a plate with some bacon and some eggs. I want all of it. Do you understand?"

Nick Offerman was the only thing that I could stomach in American Body Shop. He so made that show.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah Stan, I was gonna post this next but you beat me to it. So I'm going to post it anyway because.....................fuck you, you fucking fuck! Hey Stan, remember way back when I wrote fuck you, you fucking fuck? I didn't mean it. You're not a fucking fuck.
 

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Ace Boobtoucher

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This one..........this is the one I meant to post. You're still not a fucking fuck, Stan.
 

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Ace Boobtoucher

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:google:
 

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Ace Boobtoucher

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:cthulhu:
 

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i thought i was the only person who Ron Swanson was my favorite from Parks&Rec!
there are more who also like him............ :nanner:
 
i thought i was the only person who Ron Swanson was my favorite from Parks&Rec!
there are more who also like him............ :nanner:

I was just thikning the same thing as Iwas scrolling down reading the posts. I love Ron and his coolness. It was awesome when he got shot in that one episode. He is just plain out awesome.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

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Yeah, it's just like that.
 

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Ace Boobtoucher

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I agree. 100%
 

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Ron Freakin' Swanson!
 
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