Anybody ever tell you that you look like Ja Rule?
Holla Holla! :rofl:
HOLY SHIT! JA, lemme get your autograph! Its for my...err...sister! Yeah that's it..My sister is a big fan.:bowdown:
The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.
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HOLY SHIT! JA, lemme get your autograph! Its for my...err...sister! Yeah that's it..My sister is a big fan.:bowdown:
If you were sitting at a table, and in front of you was
1. a severed human hand
2. a pig foetus
3. a container of battery acid
which do you reach for first?
1. a severed human hand
2. a pig foetus
3. a container of battery acid
which do you reach for first?
sounds like a typical day on the job back when i was a truck driver delivering loads to kmart and walmart. did you know that inside the trailers they stack food on top of pallets of interstate batteries. to answer your question the battery acid has resale value so i would choose that. the hand will bring the law and 20 questions, and the pig fetus is not worth the time and effort to cook
Somebody took the easy way. I was hoping for a "Shimmy Hypothesis on String Theory".
I will accept your answer though.
Now solve the Riemann Hypothesis.
I believe he asked you to explain it. Holla!
riemann, sounds like a cheap german vacuum cleaner brand. i dont believe in hypothesis' either, everything is absolute or not true at all in my book. no grey areas. this thread needs more skin. daisy:
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Zup Shimmy... I have a question... Do u think that size matters in the biz!? And also in real life or is it how you use it!? Saw the pics.. u look Average.. sorry if am blind! lol.. But tell me what you think. Thanx! Have a good day!
Also... one time i wanted to be a male pornstar. Is it hard to be in the biz!? Is it fun!? Thanx
Also... one time i wanted to be a male pornstar. Is it hard to be in the biz!? Is it fun!? Thanx
What kind of money is in the biz for startups like yourself (filming, acting, etc.)?
meesterperfect
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i'm confused, what exactly do you do for a living?
I measured my dick once during a shoot, it was 6.75 inches so I guess that is average? I hear members say one of my nuts is bigger than the other too hahah. I don't know I really don't examine other guys dicks that much. But I think that i'm average. Lots of the other porn guys I've worked with in group bgbg scenes have bigger dicks but its not really based on that. I've worked scenes with big dick guys who pop 5 viagras, and pound the chick, but then they cant cum for an hour and everyone is pissed. you have to be able to get hard on demand and cum on demand, regardless of the girl... and have your dick hard before the girl comes out. soft dicks on camera are a no no. You get hired if you have a fresh Aim test (or talenttesting.com i prefer its cheaper) and if you have experience in film prior. They don't want a guy thats going to freeze up and not be able to get his dick hard under hot lights, or have a panic attack when the porn girl of the day comes out looking hot as fuck from the makeup chair. It really boils down to not caring so much about anything. who you work with, the conditions you work under, etc... this is my very first shoot below with india summers and james deen below, i passed the kink.com 'test shoot' audition and they booked me a week later:
the next weekend i got booked again for some asian girl scenes, etc... then i started shooting on my own. my primary motivation wasn't to fuck chicks actually, it was to raise enough $ to buy my own cameras, get film experience, and a plane ticket out of california, the most fuckedup state in the country
hope that helps.
if you're hired as male talent expect 100-200 a scene. maybe 100 for hj/bjs and 200 to bang the girl. if you get more than that you must be in LA.... the real $ is made in selling the actual movies, so its best you film your own, own your own product, and sell them forever through as many channels as possible. i'm not a chick so i can't feature dance (lol) or sign autographed polaroids at shows for 20 bucks so as a guy your best bet is to make the damn movies yourself. girls too, and there is a big trend of girls making their own films now, more power to em'
"I sell movies"
customs asked me this at the border a few days ago and held me there for nearly 4 hours when i gave them the answer. i bet they were googling their ass off
I measured my dick once during a shoot, it was 6.75 inches so I guess that is average? I hear members say one of my nuts is bigger than the other too hahah. I don't know I really don't examine other guys dicks that much. But I think that i'm average. Lots of the other porn guys I've worked with in group bgbg scenes have bigger dicks but its not really based on that. I've worked scenes with big dick guys who pop 5 viagras, and pound the chick, but then they cant cum for an hour and everyone is pissed. you have to be able to get hard on demand and cum on demand, regardless of the girl... and have your dick hard before the girl comes out. soft dicks on camera are a no no. You get hired if you have a fresh Aim test (or talenttesting.com i prefer its cheaper) and if you have experience in film prior. They don't want a guy thats going to freeze up and not be able to get his dick hard under hot lights, or have a panic attack when the porn girl of the day comes out looking hot as fuck from the makeup chair. It really boils down to not caring so much about anything. who you work with, the conditions you work under, etc... this is my very first shoot below with india summers and james deen below, i passed the kink.com 'test shoot' audition and they booked me a week later:
the next weekend i got booked again for some asian girl scenes, etc... then i started shooting on my own. my primary motivation wasn't to fuck chicks actually, it was to raise enough $ to buy my own cameras, get film experience, and a plane ticket out of california, the most fuckedup state in the country
Thanx man! It helped a lot! Am a little self conscious about my penis. Am around 7 and i see it average. I know that's not a bad thing but sometimes i think that girls like much bigger penises because they get more filled up! Well i wish u the best in your career and BTW that india summer is HOT! :nanner:
its not something i think about. most girls are overly concerned with their cupsize and 100s of other physical 'flaws' that really don't matter. as stupid as it sounds i usually turn my brain off most of the time during sex on or off camera, far more enjoyable to feel than to think. and yes i agree india summers is a hot babe. i wouldn't even call her a coog, she's just a very fit attractive girl with great acting skills. gotta get her on NDNgirls along with Ruby Knox soon
:thumbsup: Wish you da best! And its true what you said...
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