The never ending Jane Burgess thread. Ask away

[lurkingdirk]

Will you allow Roald to apply generous amounts of baby oil to your naked body during the Miss FreeOnes contest? I understand it's a requirement.



Also, how are your sandwich making skills?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who would win in a race: Speedy Gonzalez, or the roadrunner?

 

[zdenka]

I think all women have had those. I don't get embarrassed. It is what it is.

Thanks! but I have to disagree that ALL women have experienced them, especially those who've only been with small cock boyfriends. I've dated plenty of Asian women and they tell me it's embarrassing when they have sex with me - apparently they've never experienced it with their Asian boyfriends :dunno:

 

[Jane Burgess]

Paper, or plastic?

Plastic since a lot of stores here don't use paper anymore.

 

[Jane Burgess]

If O'Malley and Maleonetwo come in here and Gaywad up this thread too, will you tell them to GTFO?

No one will do that if they are smart.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Oh Great One Jane Burgess please answer my humble question, surely it shall be easy for someone as wise as you.














Why can I win almost any console video game yet typically fail to get past the third level of any arcade game?

Arcade games are usually old school and require some skill.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Will you allow Roald to apply generous amounts of baby oil to your naked body during the Miss FreeOnes contest? I understand it's a requirement.



Also, how are your sandwich making skills?

Yes Roald can rub me anytime he wants. He doesn't even need the oil.

As for sandwiches, I make some killer ones. My favorite is the Club.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Who would win in a race: Speedy Gonzalez, or the roadrunner?

Hmmm good question. I have to go with roadrunner.

 

[gunslingingbird]

What did you wanna be when you were a kid? Were you one of those kids that wanted to be an astronaut?

 

[Jane Burgess]

Thanks! but I have to disagree that ALL women have experienced them, especially those who've only been with small cock boyfriends. I've dated plenty of Asian women and they tell me it's embarrassing when they have sex with me - apparently they've never experienced it with their Asian boyfriends :dunno:

You don't only get them from sex and it doesn't have to do with cock size.

 

[D-rock]

Don't you think it's time for some fresh pool pictures?

I think I remember seeing you put those up before.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Which is your preferred mortar?
Wait.
What?

 

[Mr Glam]

Thank you for answering a previous question I submitted, I should be content with that one but what the heck, I'm greedy.


The term "Starving Artist" is mainly applied to poor/undiscovered artists/entertainers. With that in mind porn actors/actresses are also considered entertainers and in some cases you could call them artists, so can/does the term "Starving Artist" apply to poor/undiscovered porn actors/actresses?

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

can/does the term "Starving Artist" apply to poor/undiscovered porn actors/actresses?

I don't think so.
Please refer to the many "Facial" threads as proof. :1orglaugh

 

[LukeEl]

Maybe I am assuming this too much but you strike me as a reader, what do you like to read? Also you seem to have copious amounts of intelligence so beauty and smarts which you have a lot I find very sexy. Any pictures of you dressed like a librairian?

 

[Jane Burgess]

What did you wanna be when you were a kid? Were you one of those kids that wanted to be an astronaut?

No, a lawyer. I even had a full ride to Pepperdine to study pre law.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Don't you think it's time for some fresh pool pictures?

I think I remember seeing you put those up before.

Yes, I will be shooting some soon. I'll make sure to post some on here.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Which is your preferred mortar?
Wait.
What?

Haha

 

[Jane Burgess]

Thank you for answering a previous question I submitted, I should be content with that one but what the heck, I'm greedy.


The term "Starving Artist" is mainly applied to poor/undiscovered artists/entertainers. With that in mind porn actors/actresses are also considered entertainers and in some cases you could call them artists, so can/does the term "Starving Artist" apply to poor/undiscovered porn actors/actresses?

Yes it can apply to actors/actresses in the adult industry. When you first start off you are not making a lot of money.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Maybe I am assuming this too much but you strike me as a reader, what do you like to read? Also you seem to have copious amounts of intelligence so beauty and smarts which you have a lot I find very sexy. Any pictures of you dressed like a librairian?

I do read a lot. I like real books, I will never use a Kindle. I read in my free time and would love to read more. I am usually reading two books at a time. I don't think I have any sets dressed like that, but I will look. If not, I will plan a shoot. Then I can wear my glasses in the shoot.