The Miss Blue Countach contest has started ! Vote here!

[Jack Davenport]

Now we need a singer in full pageant attire and tux.

Black tux with brown shoes would be cool.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Now we need a singer in full pageant attire and tux.

Black tux with brown shoes would be cool.

Don't forget purple cumber bun and blue tie. That way the whole spectrum of the colours in a bruise are represented.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Don't forget purple cumber bun and blue tie. That way the whole spectrum of the colours in a bruise are represented.

And a safety orange do rag.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

This has been a lot of fun Blue...everyone has been funnier than hell...anyway, I feel honored to be in the top 5 as an unknown MILF just enjoying life and having fun. Sure got a better ranking with your contest than the Miss FreeOnes 2010 Contest.

Thanks for all the support...everyone participating in this thread are real sweethearts...hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

Hugs & kisses,

Sparky :lovecoupl

 

[Jordan Lynn]

You toy with me. I know your stance on pineapples. You really should give them a try, though...

So I'll vote again for Jordan Lynn. And I think she should do a photo shoot that involves:
baby oil
a common garden spade
suspenders
a turkey baster

OK if I win here's my promise,
baby oil= Yes
a common garden spade (if that's what we call a shovel) = Yes
suspenders = Yes
a turkey baster = Yes
Unicycle = no, don't have one, don't know where I could barrow one,
All based on the fact that I can where a hat.
If you don't like the hat idea...... The deals off!
Did I miss anything? Sorry no adding at this point and as always:
NO WAGERING! THIS CONTEST IS FOR SPORT ONLY AND NOT FOR PROFIT!!!!!

~JORDAN~:wave:

 

[sdj374]

Damn, you're hardcore, with your rules and shit.

I think Centauro should be dropped, as he's gone.

BlueBalls has promised glamour shots with frosty makeup and feathered hair if he wins.

He's just busy filming "Your Mom is an Anal Slut 3" and "Deliveries in the Rear 4". Give the guy a break.

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=GCentauro/gender=m/Greg-Centauro.htm

 

[par]

My vote goes to Jordan Lynn

Love to see her in baby oil (and stockings)

 

[AsawaMararItih]

OK if I win here's my promise,
baby oil= Yes
a common garden spade (if that's what we call a shovel) = Yes
suspenders = Yes
a turkey baster = Yes
Unicycle = no, don't have one, don't know where I could barrow one,
All based on the fact that I can where a hat.
If you don't like the hat idea...... The deals off!
Did I miss anything? Sorry no adding at this point and as always:
NO WAGERING! THIS CONTEST IS FOR SPORT ONLY AND NOT FOR PROFIT!!!!!

~JORDAN~:wave:

You are gorgeous.

 

[sporty_carr]

Damn.................how many more months is this thing gonna go on?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I think it will go on a couple of more weeks. My peeps are trying to book a conference room at a Super 8 motel in Mobile Alabama for a Blue Countach party. Where the winner will be announced.

 

[lurkingdirk]

OK if I win here's my promise,
baby oil= Yes
a common garden spade (if that's what we call a shovel) = Yes
suspenders = Yes
a turkey baster = Yes
Unicycle = no, don't have one, don't know where I could barrow one,
All based on the fact that I can where a hat.
If you don't like the hat idea...... The deals off!
Did I miss anything? Sorry no adding at this point and as always:
NO WAGERING! THIS CONTEST IS FOR SPORT ONLY AND NOT FOR PROFIT!!!!!

~JORDAN~:wave:

Pineapple?

 

[maildude]

BlueBalls is the Michigan State of this pageant: He gets to the Final Four then gets beaten.

 

[Jordan Lynn]

Pineapple?

NO!, NO! F-ING Pineapple! What kind of a sicko do you think I am! Yeah OK,OK, Yeah, so I tried the Pineapple once, I got drunk on Tequila in Tijuana one time and my shoulder was sore for weeks so NO! Pineapple! No way!

~JORDAN~:wave:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Pineapple helps beat the Dole-drums.

 

[lurkingdirk]

NO!, NO! F-ING Pineapple! What kind of a sicko do you think I am! Yeah OK,OK, Yeah, so I tried the Pineapple once, I got drunk on Tequila in Tijuana one time and my shoulder was sore for weeks so NO! Pineapple! No way!

~JORDAN~:wave:

Your shoulder?

You sure you were using the pineapple correctly? :dunno:

 

[par]

NO!, NO! F-ING Pineapple! What kind of a sicko do you think I am! Yeah OK,OK, Yeah, so I tried the Pineapple once, I got drunk on Tequila in Tijuana one time and my shoulder was sore for weeks so NO! Pineapple! No way!

~JORDAN~:wave:

How did you get your shoulder hurt using a pineapple??? Drunk people can do strange things, I know, but a pineapple ????

(a drunk woman is an angel in bed = Dutch saying):thumbsup:

 

[sporty_carr]

Is it too late to vote again?

I'm having a hard time deciding between Jordan and BlueBalls.

My question to BlueBalls is.... if I vote for him will he match Jordan's pictures idea (oil, garden spade, suspenders, turkey baster) and post them here if he wins?

This is the biggest deciding factor for me.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Now this is starting to sound more like the Miss FreeOnes Contest that seemed to go on forever...we are all waiting with baited breath for the decision :thumbsup:

Hope you are having a nice Easter Day

I think it will go on a couple of more weeks. My peeps are trying to book a conference room at a Super 8 motel in Mobile Alabama for a Blue Countach party. Where the winner will be announced.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Jordan and Esther Norris, please.

 

[lurkingdirk]

so, WTF? Declare a winner here already, fool! Get Jordan to do that pose with a pineapple...