The Member Below Me...

[HeartBroker]

...loved TOOL's Lateralus but thought it was titled "Later Alice".

...thinks she also had a restaurant!

 

[Montrealman]

....could possibly be above me somewhere else.

 

[HeartBroker]

...is only one post away!

 

[member006]

Is only seeing jogging pants today, to damned cold.

 

[dave_rhino]

...Is me

 

[dave_rhino]

(what a guess!)

Doesn't like shooting himself with a paintball gun.

 

[member006]

Is looking up and wondering....

 

[D-rock]

Is looking up and wondering....should I move out of the way of that rock that's about to fall on me.

 

[HeartBroker]

...should feel assured that I won't drop anything on the.....
oops, sorry, look out!

 

[D-rock]

Is hung like a doorknob.

 

[HeartBroker]

...says knock knock.

 

[member006]

wonders who's there?

 

[holdol]

Doesn't know any good Knock-Knock jokes either

 

[Montrealman]

...Sits down at the urinal.

 

[iluvbgtits]

can't believe he (she) ate the whole thing.

 

[D-rock]

Is handling two great big jugs








...of milk.

 

[HeartBroker]

...is bringing cereal.

 

[iluvbgtits]

believes two wrongs DO make a right....

 

[HeartBroker]

...knows that three lefts make a right!

 

[Montrealman]

...sings Van Halen's "Right Now" while making three left turns.