The Member Below Me...

[member006]

....is looking up my nightshirt. Again.

 

[Montrealman]

YUMMY Baby!!!

....Wonders why Johnny Carson isn't on television anymore.

 

[member006]

listens to old VHS tapes of "Johnny"

 

[Montrealman]

May also watch beta.

 

[member006]

Knows I wish I had kept my beta machine and tapes. Collectors items now.

 

[Montrealman]

...'s batteries are not included.

 

[pussypoppa]

comes with "Double A" batteries

 

[D-rock]

Might be punished by being reincarnated as the exact same person.

 

[Montrealman]

...will say "Aw Darn" to D-Rock's post!, lol (LMAO D!)

 

[HeartBroker]

...will quote Tolstoy.

 

[Montrealman]

...thought HB meant Toy Story.

 

[HeartBroker]

...knew better but didn't say anything about it!

 

[member006]

...needs to lick up oops I mean look up.

 

[HeartBroker]

...will know I looked up and was surprised at what I saw!

 

[Montrealman]

Knocks on doorbells.

 

[member006]

....rings my bell.

 

[D-rock]

Is just that damn good

























...for me to poop on.

 

[Montrealman]

...Will help me get the poop off & I will then share a nice cone of yellow snow.

 

[jod0565]

Owns a Snack Shack near you.

 

[D-rock]

When the electricity goes out he goes into shock and sits in front of the computer and types as if it's still on.