The Member Above Me Part III: Insults! (for fun only)

SeraphiM

Retired Moderator
Once tried to rock the letter E, but got his ass beat and had to stop at the letter D :thumbsup:
 
Your mums so fat,she was down the beach one day,she got up and walked 30 yards before she realised there was a thin man wedged between her arse cheeks.
 
Yo **** is so fat that when she's wearing a yellow shirt, the sun is jealous..

Uhh :dunno:
 
Yo ****'s so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo ****'s so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo ****'s so fat, at the ***, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo ****'s so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
 
Yo, my **** isn't that fat!

Yo' **** is so fat that I don't know what to say!!
 
has a vtec type r civic with lots of nos stickers that can't go over 120mph and that can't handle
 

4G63

Closed Account
Comments on capitalization, yet forgets to capitalize the beginning of the sentence and forgets the period. Biatch!
 
He had to check and recheck his capitalization/punctuation insult several times on his spellcheck program, so he wouldn't look like an ass. He failed on the latter. Then he added 'Biatch' at the end, because he thinks it's cool. It's not.
 
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