The Member Above Me Part III: Insults! (for fun only)

[qweretyuiopas@]

You are a couplet short of a sonnet. You also dont get that insult.

 

[LordVader66]

You're so stupid that you looked in a bowl of cheerios and said...''O LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!''':1orglaugh

 

[member2686]

OMG That's hilarious!!!

You're so stupid that you looked in a bowl of cheerios and said...''O LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!''':1orglaugh

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Getting back at Nightcrawler lol:
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
For fly:
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

 

[D-rock]

When your friend told you his woman only gave him "lip service", you thought it was a great thing and wondered why he was so upset.

 

[Montrealman]

D-rock ?

More like A-hole !

 

[D-rock]

Lives in a place where they actually choose to speak French.

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

 

[Montrealman]

I tried to prononce his username, but it sounds too queer.

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

 

[analfan]

Has a sick cat fetish and spends all day looking dancing cat porn.

 

[Montrealman]

With that username you just know he's on the receiving end.

 

[Jiggah33]

he's french...no need to say more

 

[averageJoe]

just got fired from his job for sexual harrassment quoting Chappelle by telling a co-worker "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH...SHOW ME YO TITTIES!"

Now in jail for assault for asking boss who just fired him "WHAT'D THE HAND SAY TO THE FACE?... SLAP!" :rofl:

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Watches old bad quality rock videos and makes fun of the people in the videos because he has no life except sitting on the couch laughing with his friend.

 

[KungFuDude]

Just like when he ran his finger across the top line of the keyboard to come up with his username, he did the same thing in effect with his password: 1 2 3 4 5 ...coincidentally its the same combination he has on his luggage.

 

[mythex]

wet his pants when first time he saw bruce lee on screen

 

[member2686]

Still doesn't realize that crossing his legs while sitting in conversation with another person is for comfort and is not an insult to the other. lol

http://www.dcmilitary.com/army/pentagram/10_39/local_news/37457-1.html

 

[Rastagir]

well.....um.......he is just too.......Nightfly!

 

[mythex]

does not have any idea how to use photo editor...