The Member Above Me Part III: Insults! (for fun only)

[member2686]

Well, it kinda sucks to be the thread-starter of this one (lol), but playfully insult the member above you with your best line...

When we were kids, we played "the dozens," with stuff like "Your mom is so ugly, that..." or "You're so stupid, you..." etc.

The crux of the thread is to share funny/effective insult lines, but not to actually insult anyone or flame them. It's all in good fun! :thumbsup:

There are some great retorts in fun, witty, jovial conversation! Share yours, and insult the member above you!!!

I'm the first victim! lol :eek:

The member above me is...

 

[Civickiller80]

Hes so lame a parked car hit him....lol

 

[D-rock]

When he says he killed a civic he means he smashed up a little Hot Wheels car. He is too afraid to go fast enough to hurt a real car.

 

[Montrealman]

Used to A-Rock but kind of let himself go.

 

[member2686]

Is too much of a pussy to leave Quebec.

 

[4G63]

Hey Nightfly for this thread ----> http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1524/gay6ym.png

 

[D-rock]

Has the worst taste in women ever. :1orglaugh

 

[member2686]

Is so dumb that he thinks Detroit is the capital of Michigan and needs to rename himself L-rock.

 

[Civickiller80]

Secretly Dresses as Harry Potter and tells girls to touch his magic wand

 

[member2686]

Has a cock 2X smaller than the banana that Kate's sucking in the avatar he uses. lol :nanner:

 

[docholiday]

is so stupid he studys for his blood tests

 

[D-rock]

You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

You wanna know the dozens, well the dozens is a game, but the way I f*cked your mother, is a goddamn shame
Thats from George Carlin by the way
LMFAO ahahahaha :rofl2:
lol it may sound a bit mean but its funny as hell, u da man D-rock lol

 

[Black Star]

Isn't man enough for a dancing dog avatar.

 

[Undertaker]

Wets his bed...

(BRING IT ON!)

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
lol this is gonna be fun
lmao black star

 

[Montrealman]

That little dancer there is the closest thing to puss he's ever known.

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

 

[Black Star]

You're the guy who created the fucking nanner banana!

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

lol
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.