I was watching Jimmy Carrs 8 out of 10 cats the other day & trisha ( talk show host) goddard was on the show & she said all men are hopeless which really pissed me off
Umm mm yes but dont these so called hopeless men build & invent stuff which is all around us.
Cathedrals and Churches Victorian buildings & other old amazing buildings
Pyramids
in the 5th century B.C., 500 years before Christ, is the earliest known chronicler and historian of the Egyptian Pyramid Age. By his accounts, the labor ***** that built Khufu totalled more than 20,000 Men
Leonardo di vinci: A scientific approach towards understanding how our world works and how we see it.
Sir Isaac Newton: mathematician and physicist, one of the foremost scientific intellects of all time.
The Wright Brothers: Aircraft
Henry Ford :Henry Ford improved the "assembly line" for automobile manufacturing, received a patent for a transmission mechanism, and popularized the gas-powered car with the Model-T.
John Logie Baird : John Logie Baird is remembered as the inventor of mechanical television (an earlier version of television). Baird also patented inventions related to radar and fiber optics.
Alexander Graham Bell :In 1876, at the age of 29, Alexander Graham Bell invented his telephone. Among one of his first innovations after the telephone was the "photophone," a device that enabled sound to be transmitted on a beam of light.
Thomas Edison :The first great invention developed by Thomas Edison was the tin foil phonograph. A prolific producer, Edison is also know for his work with lightbulbs, electricity, film and audio devices, and much more.
George Washington Carver : George Washington Carver was an agricultural chemist who invented three hundred uses for peanuts and hundreds more uses for soybeans, pecans and sweet potatoes; and changed the history of agriculture in the south.
Eli Whitney : Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin in 1794. The cotton gin is a machine that separates seeds, hulls and other unwanted materials from cotton after it has been picked.
Johannes Gutenberg : Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type
Benjamin Franklin :Benjamin Franklin invented the lightning rod, the iron furnace stove or 'Franklin Stove', bifocal glasses, and the odometer.
Herman Hollerith :Herman Hollerith invented a punch-card tabulation machine system for statistical computation. Herman Hollerith's great breakthrough was his use of electricity to read, count, and sort punched cards whose holes represented data gathered by the census-takers. His machines were used for the 1890 census and accomplished in one year what would have taken nearly ten years of hand tabulating.
Marconi's Wireless Marconi sent his first ever message via radio air waves creating wireless communication.
Medical Discoveries
Felix Hoffman: Aspirin
Antibiotics
The Scottish Scientist Sir Alexander Fleming discovered the antibiotic penicillin
The Genetic Code - DNA
James Watson and Francis Crick unravelled the mystery of the human genetic coding called DNA
Organ Transplant
Dr. Christian Barnard
Neuroscience.
Motion Pictures.
Radio.
Television: John Logie Baird
Television has educated and entertained masses of people and improved global communications.
TV enabled the world to witness >>man<< land on the moon .
Sports: Football, Snooker, tennis, rugby, Etc
Music/ Musicians. men rule in music. The stones, led zeppelin, the who, deep purple, the smiths, ac~dc, motorhead, Jimi Hendrix, Pink floyd, Bowie, Iggy pop, Alice cooper, Guns & Roses, Nirvana, Oasis, The Sex Pistols, The Beatles Etc
Ludwig van Beethoven, pianist.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, composer.
Comedians
Peter Kay
Billy Connolly
Rowan Atkinson
Lee Evans
Chris Rock
Ricky Gervais
Richard Pryor
Vic Reeves
All the Monty Python team
Eddie Murphy
The Late Great Bernard Manning
Roy Chubby Brown
The one and only BILL HICKS
Mr Oleary
Rik Mayall
Freddi Star
Jim Davison
Most women are airheads theres nutin going on in there heads accept for thinkin about makeup,airspay, finding a male partner, dating, nest building, having a baby frilly curtains, ********* Magazines, Gossip.
But lets not forget men they are good for a couple of things
Cooking & making love
Oh yeah & if ya did,nt already know, love is a miserable lie!
Umm mm yes but dont these so called hopeless men build & invent stuff which is all around us.
Cathedrals and Churches Victorian buildings & other old amazing buildings
Pyramids
in the 5th century B.C., 500 years before Christ, is the earliest known chronicler and historian of the Egyptian Pyramid Age. By his accounts, the labor ***** that built Khufu totalled more than 20,000 Men
Leonardo di vinci: A scientific approach towards understanding how our world works and how we see it.
Sir Isaac Newton: mathematician and physicist, one of the foremost scientific intellects of all time.
The Wright Brothers: Aircraft
Henry Ford :Henry Ford improved the "assembly line" for automobile manufacturing, received a patent for a transmission mechanism, and popularized the gas-powered car with the Model-T.
John Logie Baird : John Logie Baird is remembered as the inventor of mechanical television (an earlier version of television). Baird also patented inventions related to radar and fiber optics.
Alexander Graham Bell :In 1876, at the age of 29, Alexander Graham Bell invented his telephone. Among one of his first innovations after the telephone was the "photophone," a device that enabled sound to be transmitted on a beam of light.
Thomas Edison :The first great invention developed by Thomas Edison was the tin foil phonograph. A prolific producer, Edison is also know for his work with lightbulbs, electricity, film and audio devices, and much more.
George Washington Carver : George Washington Carver was an agricultural chemist who invented three hundred uses for peanuts and hundreds more uses for soybeans, pecans and sweet potatoes; and changed the history of agriculture in the south.
Eli Whitney : Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin in 1794. The cotton gin is a machine that separates seeds, hulls and other unwanted materials from cotton after it has been picked.
Johannes Gutenberg : Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type
Benjamin Franklin :Benjamin Franklin invented the lightning rod, the iron furnace stove or 'Franklin Stove', bifocal glasses, and the odometer.
Herman Hollerith :Herman Hollerith invented a punch-card tabulation machine system for statistical computation. Herman Hollerith's great breakthrough was his use of electricity to read, count, and sort punched cards whose holes represented data gathered by the census-takers. His machines were used for the 1890 census and accomplished in one year what would have taken nearly ten years of hand tabulating.
Marconi's Wireless Marconi sent his first ever message via radio air waves creating wireless communication.
Medical Discoveries
Felix Hoffman: Aspirin
Antibiotics
The Scottish Scientist Sir Alexander Fleming discovered the antibiotic penicillin
The Genetic Code - DNA
James Watson and Francis Crick unravelled the mystery of the human genetic coding called DNA
Organ Transplant
Dr. Christian Barnard
Neuroscience.
Motion Pictures.
Radio.
Television: John Logie Baird
Television has educated and entertained masses of people and improved global communications.
TV enabled the world to witness >>man<< land on the moon .
Sports: Football, Snooker, tennis, rugby, Etc
Music/ Musicians. men rule in music. The stones, led zeppelin, the who, deep purple, the smiths, ac~dc, motorhead, Jimi Hendrix, Pink floyd, Bowie, Iggy pop, Alice cooper, Guns & Roses, Nirvana, Oasis, The Sex Pistols, The Beatles Etc
Ludwig van Beethoven, pianist.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, composer.
Comedians
Peter Kay
Billy Connolly
Rowan Atkinson
Lee Evans
Chris Rock
Ricky Gervais
Richard Pryor
Vic Reeves
All the Monty Python team
Eddie Murphy
The Late Great Bernard Manning
Roy Chubby Brown
The one and only BILL HICKS
Mr Oleary
Rik Mayall
Freddi Star
Jim Davison
Most women are airheads theres nutin going on in there heads accept for thinkin about makeup,airspay, finding a male partner, dating, nest building, having a baby frilly curtains, ********* Magazines, Gossip.
But lets not forget men they are good for a couple of things
Cooking & making love
Oh yeah & if ya did,nt already know, love is a miserable lie!
