The legacy of Baconsalt
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gmase
On the dark side of the moon
Here is the only post attributed to the user:
https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/do-you-shave-with-razor-or-wax.270849/post-2883986
Was user name changed?
https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/do-you-shave-with-razor-or-wax.270849/post-2883986
Was user name changed?
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
If you ever had the need to discuss poop (crap and diarrhea) and piss ... then Baconsalt was your man.
He'd even discuss the color and texture of his poop.
Brown? Not really. That was too common. He liked the color black the best for his crap. Black with red (bloody) streaks was a big highlight of his.
Another favorite of his ... chunky or not chunky. You'd have to imagine that it was undigested corn kernels that he was referring to.
He'd even discuss the color and texture of his poop.
Brown? Not really. That was too common. He liked the color black the best for his crap. Black with red (bloody) streaks was a big highlight of his.
Another favorite of his ... chunky or not chunky. You'd have to imagine that it was undigested corn kernels that he was referring to.
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Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
It's said, that on cold windy nights, if you whisper his name 3 times, feces will ooze from your computer, and the far off sounds of gurgling farts fill the air.
Still mentioned in the "words under my user name."
I mentioned him the other day in another thread. The ol' Freeones message board was a crazy place. Like, the wild, wild west crazy!
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Baconsalt, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Baconsalt throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Baconsalt decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him,
‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'
‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'
-- They may have a legacy thread about you someday! 
I don't think there's a single post in this thread that I've understood.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Then only now, can you begin to understand the legacy of baconsalt. Only now, is your mind cluttered enough, to grasp his asshatery. You have achieved saltiness young grasshopper.
Out of all people, I feel that you must have thoughts to share on him
You should have seen this guy when boothbabe showed back up!
Before my time, us youngsters were too busy out skateboarding and listening to popular music.
Considering the golf clap response of that comeback I clearly didn't miss a thing!
Did I ever tell you about the time Baconsalt showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Bacon shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Bacon. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Bacon. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
Quite a few names I remember from the old days. Tunsty, minidog.
I'd like to add Nightfly (RIP) to that list.
Theopolis Q. Hossenffer
I am in America, not of it.
I resemble that remark!
