The last person to post here WINS!

[Member442]

That sucks JAy can I tuck you in?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

me need tuck in pleaz :shy:

 

[Member442]

*takes Jay by the hand leads him to his bed. Throws him down then pulls the covers over him. Knees on the bed and give hims 3 kisses, one on each cheek and on on the forehead Says good night and leaves*

 

[Jon S.]

Jon awakens from his *******...having enjoyed his first night's ***** in the giant waterbed he had delivered to the castle. He actually, stopped throwing the old "slightly soiled" thrones away, figuring there was a market for them on e-bay. He checks his account and finds that 4 have sold and he now has $17,000 in his paypal account! He then breaks out another new red and gold throne before going to feed his watchdragon and sets out a bowel of purple Kool-Aid and chocolate cake for any guests who might come calling. He then relaxes in the new throne & invites Alisa to come and pet his dragon.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Your posts are always way too long for this thread. Do you really expect me to read all of it?! :nono:

 

[Jon S.]

No, I only expect you to relinquish my throne.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Your throne is your loo right?

The throne of this thread belongs to Alisa! :tongue:

 

[Jon S.]

I am the perveyor of the throne of the thread realm (since Alisa had been getting the too messy). Since she let me eat her "sweet and amazing" pie last night, I of course allow her to sit in it when she happens by.impdaddy

 

[L3ggy]

This is not a ****** roleplay board.

 

[Jon S.]

I know that...It's the "Jon ALWAYS wins" board!

 

[L3ggy]

You win at losing?

 

[Jon S.]

Noooooo, I win at WINNING!!! Nothing beats the smell of victory in the afternoon!

 

[Member442]

Jon I read them all and enjoy them.

Hey L3ggy:wave:


I win!!

 

[Jon S.]

I "kinda" figured you do...that's why I keep writing them. Lucky for me...I've never been one to try to please or impress dudes! No fun in that!

 

[Member442]

Lol Well good for me. :Kiss:

Now get out of my throne Jon

 

[holdol]

I'll just have a comfy seat on your lap...............winner!

 

[Member442]

It's better when I sit on a guys lap. but have it your way

 

[Jon S.]

Okay, come sit in my lap if you want...I'm relaxing back on my throne. (note: this offer goes for Alisa only...NO DUDES!:1orglaugh)

 

[Member442]

My throne. I WIN!!!!! and I'm not sharing this time all of you out NOW!!!!!!

 

[L3ggy]

jbs, I'll gladly sit in your lap(and take a dump while I'm at it)