WTF! How many thrones are there??? It's not like Lord of the rings is it?
Three thrones for the Porn Stars under the sky,
Seven for the Porn Midgets in their halls of stone,
Nine for Members doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of FreeOnes where the Shadows lie.
One Throne to rule them all, One Throne to find them,
One Throne to bring them all and in the darkness bind them