Waking up outside the castle, Jon sneaks back in and immediately wonders what took place in his beloved castle over night & how anyone managed to pick the locks...he then jumps back in horror at the ramshackle condition in which he finds it. Upon reaching the throne, he asks himself "wtf is THAT?" as he looks at various fluids that now stain the new throne he had installed the night before...before replacing it with yet another new one. He then gets his elite imperial guard to escort everyone else from the castle...but, being the benevolent tyrant that he is, not before he gives everyone a coupon for $2 off any meal at Swiss Chalet, and a bottle of banana flavored Nesquik!
He then sits down and relaxes in his brand new throne....yet again VICTORIOUS!