The last person to post here WINS!

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Jon S.

Banned
Immediately after feeding Garfield....wearing a haz-mat suit...industrial steam cleaner in hand, Jon reclaims his throne! Sweet VICTORY!
 
L3ggy

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
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Jon S.

Banned
After seeing the unspeakable things Alisa has done to the throne, he stops off at "Throne-Mart" and purchases a brand new, water proof throne. Then he sneaks back into the castle, thanks Alisa for holding down the fort...before giving her a buy 1 get 1 free doughnut coupon for Tim Horton's, a pancho, a canteen full of water, and sends her on her way. Relaxing in his new...victory is once again Jon's!
 
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Member442

The best you could do was a buy one get one free for timmies. Hell I get free donuts there all the time get your ass out of my throne and leave me to play in it as I see fit. :)
 
L3ggy

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
:sing:They've been spending most their lives
Living in a pastime paradise
They've been spending most their lives
Living in a pastime paradise
They've been wasting most their lives
Glorifying days long gone behind
They've been wasting most their days
In remembrance of ignorance oldest praise
Tell me who of them will come to be
How many of them are you and me

Dissipation
Race Relations
Consolation
Segregation
Dispensation
Isolation
Exploitation
Mutilation
Mutations
Miscreation
Confirmation.......to the evils of the world

They've been spending most their lives
Living in a future paradise
They've been spending most their lives
Living in a future paradise
They've been looking in their minds
For the day that sorrow's gone from time
They keep telling of the day
When the Savior of love will come to stay
Tell me who of them will come to be
How many of them are you and me

Proclamation of Race Relations
Consolation
Integration
Verification of Revelations
Acclamation
World Salvation
Vibrations
Simulation
Confirmation.......to the peace of the world

They've been spending most their lives
Living in a pastime paradise
They've been spending most their lives
Living in a pastime paradise
They've been spending most their lives
Living in a future paradise
They've been spending most their lives
Living in a future paradise
We've been spending too much of our lives
Living in a pastime paradise

Let's start living our lives
Living for the future paradise
Praise to our lives
Living for the future paradise
Shame to anyones lives
Living in a pastime paradise:sing:
 
L3ggy

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Can't help it.
 
J

Jon S.

Banned
Seeing Alisa is busy enjoying the concert being held in her honor, Jon sneaks back in through theback door of the castle. Fearful that he will find the new throne had been desecrated, he lugs a spare on his back. Feeling he was cheap with the Timmies coupon...he gives her a buy 1 get 1 free cheeseburger coupon for Harvey's (ironically, I REALLY DO have one of those), a bottle of ripple, a key chain that reads "Jon's Biggest Fan," and a t-shirt that reads "I USED to be Queen, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt," before he thanks her for everything...gives her a playful smack on her cute little ass...and sends her on her way. After she leaves, and before relaxing on the throne...Jon decides not to take any chances this time...and he changes the locks to the castle.
 
belgianass

belgianass

nothing better to do then to take a win on a lazy sunday afternoon ...
 
belgianass

belgianass

I don't want a throne, all i want is my crown ... :condom:


:elaugh::elaugh:


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