The If you knew you were going to be mudered thread

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If you were going to be murdered by someone, but you could choose who was going to do it, and how it would be done, what would you go for?

Would you go for something like a Xenia Onatopp scissor kill?... or a more brutal, spectacular method?..... maybe something with a bit of a lighthearted or ironic edge?

 

[Ulysses31]

If you were going to be murdered by someone, but you could choose who was going to do it, and how it would be done, what would you go for?

Would you go for something like a Xenia Onatopp scissor kill?... or a more brutal, spectacular method?..... maybe something with a bit of a lighthearted or ironic edge?

What on Earth is wrong with you? Anyway, I'd go for a clean headshot that didn't mess my face up too much I guess, at the hands of a crazed serial killer after I free a load of hot young prisoners from his underground dungeon. And I'd only gone to his house because I'd accidently received some of his mail.

 

[sporty_carr]

Your name backwards is no.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd like Billy Ray Cyrus to stab me in the ear with a screw driver. Maybe while I'm lying there and the darkness is creeping in he could break out his acoustic guitar and put on a little show playing the one and only song of his I know - that of course being Achy Breaky Heart.

If he could be naked at the time that would be pretty cool too. But if not I'm sure it'd be a pretty special experience anyway.

 

[LukeEl]

Even though what I am about to say has no bearing on this particular thread it is...
True Story time...One of my friends who worked as an EMT had to go on a call, when they arrived at the house there were a bunch of police there. Well upon walking into a bed room they came across a woman handcuffed to all four posts of the bed...she was alive though. However her husband or boyfriend was not, he was quiet dead and completely naked except for a superhero cape tied to his neck...What had happend was this couple wanted to spice up things in the bedroom, so the guy handcuffed his girl to the bed, he donned a Superhero cape and then proceeded to climb upon the bureau and dive off it onto his girl...Little did this guy know, or was too caught up in the heat of passion to notice the ceiling fan. Apparently he hit the ceiling fan over the bed, fell back and broke his neck on the bureau he dove off of, he pretty much died instantly from that...As for the woman it wasn't until her sister who had not had heard from her in 3 days had the police come over and kick in the door to find this poor traumitized woman handcuffed naked to the bed with her dead superhero on the floor....

 

[meesterperfect]

i try not to think about dying too much.

 

[on]

i try not to think about dying too much.

come on, where's your sense of adventure?

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

LukeEl, what the hell does that have to do with murder? Interesting story though.

 

[on]

Ammendment!

In light of LukEl's post, I add accidental death and/or manslaughter as options. ​

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Colonel Sanders, death by chicken. Nom Nom.

 

[wigster]

Bitch slapped to death by god himself

 

[~~whimsy~~]

To be viciously betrayed by Kimmy in an act of Russian passion. :dunno:

 

[sporty_carr]

I think if I knew that I was going to be murdered........I would avoid it. :dunno:

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

I think if I knew that I was going to be murdered........I would avoid it. :dunno:

Makes sense.

 

[Embryoyo]

i try not to think about dying too much.

Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
Spider: I see.
Trash: First, they would tear off my clothes...

Personally... Werewolf militia attack :bowdown:

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

I do know someone who wants me dead in real life.

 

[on]

I think if I knew that I was going to be murdered........I would avoid it. :dunno:

If you knew you were going to be murdered, and you descided to avoid it, what kind of murder/maslaughter/accidental death would you avoid?

 

[Ulysses31]

I think if I knew that I was going to be murdered........I would avoid it. :dunno:

How do you know that in trying to avoid what you think may lead to your murder you may actually set yourself on the path that DOES lead to your murder?

 

[on]

How do you know that in trying to avoid what you think may lead to your murder you may actually set yourself on the path that DOES lead to your murder?

That's precisely what would happen!

 

[sdj374]

Reverse bear trap