You should probably alert the authorities.
If I was going to be killed, I would want it to be a serial killer who is getting huge attention from the media. And I would want to be her 4th or 5th victim after she all over the news, this way CNN would post my ugly mug all over t.v.
She would seduce me at a bar, (just like her other victims) brings me to some shitty hotel, acts like she's going to fuck me, but then chops my dick off. I'd be like OMGWTF, then she would beat me over the head with a Louisville Slugger. (just like her other victims)
As I lay there semi concious, (because I have a hard head) she would finish me off by stabbing my in the neck 54 times with whatever sharp object she had at the moment. Probably a butter knife.
Because I'm the first victim that didn't die from the bat beating, and she had to finish me off a different way, she starts panicking. She forgets to dispose of the knife and the hotel housekeeper finds it, calls the cops and they end up catching her from the fingerprints on the knife. (She had a prior for prostitution and her prints were in the database)
After they show her picture on t.v, my friends would find out how ugly she is and ask themselves..."Steve was going to sleep with that? He must have been drinking that Hennyyy babyyy yeaaaahhhhh" And then all my friends would high five and forget I ever existed.
