Well, this thread's a start, but it looks like I'll have to get the UNICEF to help me out with this. Those guys could probably get any of you cheapskates to feel sorry for me and cough up some cash.
Seeing maildude's post gives me an idea: wouldn't it be cheaper to mail gunslinging? I mean, poke a hole in the box, write "fragile, do not bend much or put in an airtight container", and we are ready for business.
What if I have to pee on the way? What would I do then? Is maildude gonna be the flight attendant?
Is this serious? I'd donate for real...but he has to stop calling me, and everybody else, poseurs.
Sorry Diva. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings. :hatsoff:
Count me in for $25. But I want a wedding invite. Or get me backstage at a concert or something GSB.
That can be arranged. I'll let you know the next time the Jonas Brothers are in town.
Plus, I'm much better lookin' than GSB. :tongue:
If you're referring to the wart on my third nipple, I already told you that there's a significant portion of the population that has a third nipple, and there's no reason to poke fun at us. Intolerance breeds hate. People with 3 nipples are people too!
I'll kick in £10,000, but only if . . . . well, GSB knows what he has to do if he wants it.
Come and get it big boy.
That's what you said last time, but after you walked me around the block with a leash around my neck and a leather mask on you sent me home with a Cracker Jack decoder ring and the fries from a happy meal.
doesn't he have a thumb ?
Yeah, but who knows where that's been.
