Mariahxxx
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here's a fucking funny one...did you know that there are fucking UNICORNS in the bible?????? Not once but 5 times!!!!!!
here are a couple:
Isaiah 34:7 "And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."
Palms 29:6 "He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young Unicorn."
yeah, it's not a fairy tale at all lol I'm sure there are pixies and elves and dragons
oh wait!!! Revelation 12:3 "And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
these are almost as fucking INSANE as Noah building an ark and 2 of every creature getting on board lol and then sailing around peacefully If anyone told you a story that fucking crazy today you would avoid them and tell your kids to stay away from them. but since it's in the big book of fairy tales, it MUST be true.
More kool aid anyone?
here are a couple:
Isaiah 34:7 "And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."
Palms 29:6 "He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young Unicorn."
yeah, it's not a fairy tale at all lol I'm sure there are pixies and elves and dragons
oh wait!!! Revelation 12:3 "And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
these are almost as fucking INSANE as Noah building an ark and 2 of every creature getting on board lol and then sailing around peacefully If anyone told you a story that fucking crazy today you would avoid them and tell your kids to stay away from them. but since it's in the big book of fairy tales, it MUST be true.
More kool aid anyone?