Teenager Undergoes Testicle Amputation After a Friendly Assault

Fuck, that hurts just reading that. I hate people that think this kind of shit is funny.
 
The worst we did in HS was grabing another guys nipple between the knuckle of the pointer and middle fingers and rip. I never did that shit. I thought it was maaaaad homo.

Figures this kid has to be from Brainerd though. They're not that fuckin' dumb up there, I assure you.
 
I've been waiting for a loooong time to add the phrase "sack tapping" as a tag for a thread, and finally I was able to do just that.
 
The worst we did in HS was grabing another guys nipple between the knuckle of the pointer and middle fingers and rip. I never did that shit. I thought it was maaaaad homo.

Figures this kid has to be from Brainerd though. They're not that fuckin' dumb up there, I assure you.

It is rather odd that all the shit adolescent boys make up is extremely gay in nature. Sack tapping, nipple twisting, wet willies...it's all really queer.

I've heard stories about sports teams having a circle jerk and aiming for a cracker. Then the new kid has to eat it. I don't know if that's an urban legend or not, but I've heard a few people tell it as if it was a real thing.
 
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