Teenager Undergoes Testicle Amputation After a Friendly Assault

A fourteen year old teenager undergone a right testicle amputation after being assaulted by his fellow student who was playing a game called sack tapping.

He was reportedly transferring in between his classes when the event happened. His ******, Christy Gibbons, recalled the event and said, “One o’clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain,”. David was rushed to St. Joseph’s Hospital in Brainerd and had his right testicle removed.

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I'd say that boys will be boys, but apparently, if they keep playing this game, they won't be boys for long. Today's youth is nut(s).

In all seriousness, the dumbest friendly ******** my school friends engaged in was maybe punching each other in the arm on a birthday. If any of my friends would have punched me in the balls, I'd have pulled out my white trash butterfly ***** and I would have cut them good with it. They'd have done the same.

Cartman once said, "You don't shoot guys in the dick." But the rule has always been that you never punch a man in the balls. The human race has reached it's pinnacle years ago and we're now devolving. Hopefully these idiots keep it up so they can't reproduce.
 

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