Teenager Undergoes Testicle Amputation After a Friendly Assault

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

A fourteen year old teenager undergone a right testicle amputation after being assaulted by his fellow student who was playing a game called sack tapping.

He was reportedly transferring in between his classes when the event happened. His mother, Christy Gibbons, recalled the event and said, “One o’clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain,”. David was rushed to St. Joseph’s Hospital in Brainerd and had his right testicle removed.

http://dailyworldtrends.com/teenager-undergoes-testicle-amputation-after-a-school-assault/1058

I'd say that boys will be boys, but apparently, if they keep playing this game, they won't be boys for long. Today's youth is nut(s).

In all seriousness, the dumbest friendly violence my school friends engaged in was maybe punching each other in the arm on a birthday. If any of my friends would have punched me in the balls, I'd have pulled out my white trash butterfly knife and I would have cut them good with it. They'd have done the same.

Cartman once said, "You don't shoot guys in the dick." But the rule has always been that you never punch a man in the balls. The human race has reached it's pinnacle years ago and we're now devolving. Hopefully these idiots keep it up so they can't reproduce.

 

[DJCowboy]

When I was in high school we'd "bag tag". Just randomly back hand someone in the balls, but wouldn't punch. The best way to back hand someone is to actually flick your wrist just right and catch the tip of the penis instead of the balls. That hurt the most

 

[domshooter]

my buddies and i had sack tap wars in high school, but it was only backhand stuff. just enough to cause the pain, but not to pop a brain.

some of the shit you see on tv and online of guys taking massive shots to the balls is just insane.

 

[shayd]

Fucking idiots.

 

[GregCentauro]

This could have serious consequences. For all of us. :eek:

http://greyfalcon.us/restored/Did Hitler have only one testicle.htm

 

[darkwarrior3007]

So to have fun these days guys like to hit each other in the balls. Yep, the world continues to get stupider with each generation.

 

[roronoa3000]

Wish I had such good friends. My friends won't even touch by balls.

 

[Katja]

Sack Tapping??? Realy? How gay!

 

[LukeEl]

What does the winner of this stupid game receive, a trophy? Or a stern lecturing from a guy in chaps and leather vest, wait this is what caused all that sack tapping in the first place.

 

[BlueBalls]

Sack Tapping??? Realy? How gay!

I know, the name just brings up images of overweight hairy guys with goatees tapping the underside of their lovers balls with their extraordinarily large tongues.

Or is it just me?

 

[jod0565]

I know, the name just brings up images of overweight hairy guys with goatees tapping the underside of their lovers balls with their extraordinarily large tongues.

Or is it just me?

You're conjuring up the old lemonparty aren't you?

 

[slasher]

Sack Tapping? :wtf:

 

[ICanHasLogin]

With friends like these....

 

[sualcalay]

...who needs enemas?

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Sack Tapping??? Realy? How gay!

Yeah, why would you want to touch another guy's cock or balls even as a joke. These are also probably the same guys who are extremely homophobic yet don't see anything gay about this. Weird. Maybe if they hit each other's balls hard enough they can take themselves out of the gene pool.

 

[Member442]

With friends like that who needs enemies. That statement takes on new meaning all the time.

 

[Namreg]

When I was in high school we'd "bag tag". Just randomly back hand someone in the balls, but wouldn't punch. The best way to back hand someone is to actually flick your wrist just right and catch the tip of the penis instead of the balls. That hurt the most

you really put a lot of effort into trying to touch a dick, huh?:rofl:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Hope he gets back at him later in life by fucking his daughter.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

We used to throw those really hard softballs at each others crotch. That way we didn't have to actually touch each other down there.

This thread reminds me of the time I was doin about 20-25 mph on one of those metal sleds and straddled a snow covered boulder just big enough to sit in my lap. That hurt like fuckin hell. But I still got em both!

 

[biomech]

What the hell were they thinking? If somebody ever walked up and smacked me in the balls, I'd hit them. Friend or not.